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Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 04 March, 2018 12:58
My favourite was Mr Lineker referring to the Borussia derby between Dortmund and Moenchengladbach. I think he was winding everyone up but you never can tell.


Adelaide

Re: Oxymorons
Seaxe_Man 19 March, 2018 12:29
Good place to put this one.

I note that the ICC, bless them, have sanctioned the Bangladesh Cricket Association for allowing a 'cat' to wander on to the playing area during one of their matches.

LOL.

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 19 March, 2018 16:50
Phil Tufnell or Peter Bonetti?


Adelaide

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 24 March, 2018 21:18
Australian cricket leadership group.


Adelaide

Re: Oxymorons
chunkyinargyll 25 March, 2018 18:30
Cricket Australia employ a 'Head of integrity'.

Re: Oxymorons
chunkyinargyll 29 March, 2018 16:31
Australian cricketers

Crying

(Sm43)

Re: Oxymorons
Seaxe_Man 03 April, 2018 14:53
A phrase which has burst on the scene and used by Pringle and most Telegraph writers. to whit:

' by any metric'. In describing any situation of interest.. English translation I assume is 'measurement' unless Pringle is multiplying or dividing by 10.

Re: Oxymorons
chunkyinargyll 03 April, 2018 14:59
A modern version of 'By any yardstick'?

A very funny man is Pringle.

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 05 April, 2018 09:47
Alistair Cook rested for first 2 CC games due to exertions of Kiwi tour.

His batting average from 4 innings was 5.75



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
Seaxe_Man 11 April, 2018 10:04
Another couple of footie plums from so called experts. Ian Wright .'Teams like Brighton should'nt be beating Arsenal.

Jason Mohamed. BBC expert. Supports Cardiff and glory hunts with Liverpool. Teams like Fulham should'nt be beating Newcastle. We did the double last year.

This begs the question. Any point in playing these fixtures? Just let Arsenal pick the phone up and say we won 3-0. Saves travel.

If only fixed odds fixtures were so easy to forecast.

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 13 April, 2018 17:15
In a review of a new album by the well known MOR band The Damned, it is revealed that the keyboard player goes under the name Monty Oxymoron.


Adelaide in the UK

Re: Oxymorons
chunkyinargyll 13 April, 2018 17:22
Floodlights.

Bad light stopped play.

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 13 April, 2018 20:51
My thoughts exactly. Me totally agreeing with Chunky an Oxymoron



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
Patsy_Hendren 24 April, 2018 07:57
Leeds United winning the English Football Championship, FA Premiership and UEFA Champions League in consecutive seasons whilst becoming financially secure.

Re: Oxymorons
EH Hendren 29 April, 2018 02:41
Middlesex securing a "plus over rate" whilst being able to accommodate a sufficient spin option in a balanced attack this season.

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 25 June, 2018 15:39
Lunch being taken at 4pm.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
chunkyinargyll 25 June, 2018 20:25
Quote:
chunkyinargyll
Floodlights.
Bad light stopped play.

Floodlights on.

Sun stops play.

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 06 July, 2018 07:21
Football's Coming Home being continually played on speakers at a cricket match.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 04 August, 2018 09:57
You are allowed to sit in Middlesex County Cricket Club members areas showing no interest in the cricket and audibly behaving obnoxiously because of the way you are dressed. You are not allowed to sit in these areas if you want to quietly watch the cricket without bothering anyone else because you are wearing a t shirt.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 06 September, 2018 12:16
Day 4 at Taunton.


Adelaide

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