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Re: Oxymorons
The Diamond ruled ok 15 October, 2012 13:03
Economical motoring

Re: Oxymorons
chunkyinargyll 15 October, 2012 14:45
Murali Kartik No ball.

Actually, maybe I haven't entirely got the hang of this thread!

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 15 October, 2012 18:34
Military intelligence

Re: Oxymorons
Beeamazed 15 October, 2012 21:08
Courage Best

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 15 October, 2012 21:39
Non alcoholic lager



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
Sussex Seaxe 16 October, 2012 01:59
airline food

Re: Oxymorons
Crowie 17 October, 2012 00:52
Microsoft Works

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 17 October, 2012 01:15
Ministerial responsibility

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 17 October, 2012 09:38
ethical journalist

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 17 October, 2012 12:13
Roof in football stadium and match postponed due to waterlogged pitch.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 15 November, 2012 00:25
I saw this notice several times in an area near me, and I thought of this thread.

HIGHLY VISIBLE PLAIN CLOTHES OFFICERS OPERATE IN THIS AREA.

Someone had subsequently written "AND" between visible and plain in rather faint ink ... but only on some of them.

Almost as good as my non-oxymoronic favourite poster on a bus:- "Assaults on Bus Staff. Can You Help?".


Adelaide

Re: Oxymorons
The Diamond ruled ok 15 November, 2012 04:58
Divided loyalties?

Always strikes me as a good one smiling smiley

Re: Oxymorons
Sussex Seaxe 15 November, 2012 05:23
Not quite an oxymoron, but 'dogs must be carried on escalator' always makes me worried for those who don't have a dog

Re: Oxymorons
rod/ed 15 November, 2012 20:07
Talented Boy Band

Good Fast Food Restaurant

Celebrity Culture

and finally for the purists.. Twenty20 Cricket

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 15 November, 2012 20:32
20 20 cricket was my first offering but worth repeating. How about Samit Patel and test match spinner?

Re: Oxymorons
Haringey Racer 22 November, 2012 19:16
Permanent Chelsea Manager (sorry, LP)

Re: Oxymorons
Beeamazed 22 November, 2012 23:00
To tell you the truth....

Re: Oxymorons
adelaide 22 November, 2012 23:32
Good Spurs away Europa League performance

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 23 November, 2012 13:08
Alcohol Free Lager



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Oxymorons
BarmierKev 01 December, 2012 20:05
Celebrating someones life. Just after they've died



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

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