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Watch Out,There�s A Hemphrey About,as Middlx Milk Victory
Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
06 May, 2019 19:39
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Re: Watch Out,There�s A Hemphrey About,as Middlx Milk Victory
chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
06 May, 2019 19:52
... but you've never kicked a man whilst he's on the ground PH.

Also I understand the powers that be are investigating your 'What's up' app, or whatever it is called for lewd exchanges with Seaxe_Man.

Worst trouble I got in to was when I went up to a bloke I thought might be you, and asked him if he was Primrose.

That nearly ended badly,

Oh, and good report by the way.

 
Re: Watch Out,There�s A Hemphrey About,as Middlx Milk Victory
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
06 May, 2019 20:39
Humourous and factual,great read PH.
And,good chat via an ale or 3,4 (?) last night after the victory.
I think you are worthy of another report soon 😉

 
Re: Watch Out,There�s A Hemphrey About,as Middlx Milk Victory
Primrose Hillbilly (IP Logged)
07 May, 2019 09:04
Never kick a man when he's down, Chunky. He might get up!

Today being Tuesday, I will be unable to join the convoy of cars heading down to Canterbury,as I have a prior engagement.

I will be seeing my clinical psychiatrist, Dr. Vortex, at 3.30. He insists upon punctuality as part of the boundary setting process and does not rearrange under any circumstances.

I will enter his already darkened consulting room. I will settle on the couch, and the process will begin.

"Now, tell me about your father. How did he behave towards you when he came home from work? Did he acknowledge you? Did he play with you?"


"Hmm .... Yes, Yes .... I see. That's worrying."

"So, how did he chastise you when you were naughty?"

"And, when you expressed an opinion, how did he react? Can you remember where you were? Did he give you validation?"

"Yes, ........... yes, I see. ........We're doing some good work here"

"Come back again next week at the same time. Pay Nurse Bindweed on the way out."


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