6 September 09
Pre Match Nerves?
Posh Margaret offers Barmy Kev some sage advice and a cuppa ahead of the big match.

The cuppa has gone down and Kev looks a whole lot calmer. Hold on, isn't that a large brandy next to the cuppa?

Hackney Shire and Dasher Denning support Kev in his hour of need, when the legs go all wobbly. Must have been that large brandy.
The Wedding Ceremony Itself
No photos were allowed, so we can only report that the ceremony was charming. The Registar bowled Kev a wrong'un by pronouncing his surname incorrectly. Kev had the presence of mind to correct the Registrar, otherwise it is quite possible that the whole marriage would be null and void, which would be a bit of a pity having gone to all that trouble to hold the event.
The newlyweds, naturally, catch up on the ODI score. Here's that (unfortunate) match report: http://www.cricinfo.com/engvaus2009/engine/match/350044.html
Lunch
The run rate improved immensely once the ceremony itself was over.

The fizz was there for all to see.
The other type of fizz for Posh Margaret

Shrek's always been a bit of a card.
Tea Interval
As is traditional, the speech-making took place during the tea interval. The most amusing item in any speech was unintentional and during Barmy Kev's speech (of course). He started to tell an anecdote about Mabel, his mother-in law, got about half way through his run-up and then realised that Mabel had actually nipped out during his speech. He quickly changed tack, talked about something else and then restarted the anecdote once Mabel returned, to the largest round of applause of the day!

What would Jonners, Aggers and Blowers have to say about this cake?

Groovy - Chris Hollins (at one time of Middlesex CCC of course) and Ola Jordan? [ed - please check - not sure exactly who is who in these dancing pics]

Plenty of match photographers

Just dig those moves - Mark Ramprakash and Karen Hardy? [ed - please check - not sure exactly who is who in these dancing pics]
Stumps
Suffice it to say that a tremendously good time was had by all. Middlesex CCC didn't have much of a season, but from an MTWD point of view we certainly had a great match to remember in 2009.
Many congratulations once again to Kev and Olivia.
And a very Happy New Year to all our readers!!
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It was lovely that we received a signed card from Middlesex CCC and presented on day.
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Olivia has agreed to go on trip to Holland. A good test for our marriage.

Quote:Chris Hollins (at one time of Middlesex CCC of course)
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I think you might have a few Quins RFU fans giving you earache about the RL team being confused with them , they have been at The Stoop (the RL team) about as long as you have and will probably last not much longer than most of our other "tenents " , London Scottish , the Broncs et al.
Sorry JW "touch rugby" is not my scene , must be a Northern thing .