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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012:01:06:12:50:15 by BarmierKev.

I'll shall start. MCC bod outside pavillion saying "I have nothing against Zebras but you can't come in without a Jacket and Tie".

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Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Andrew Strauss unveils his new stripe bowler.

Zebra- "Funny looking Wildebeest around this place".

Following the club having a very successful Ladies day,next year they are going to introduce 'Bring your pet to a game' day.

"Sorry Zebra Lords is not a Zoo. Try Chelmsford or Oval at a 20/20 match.

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Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

With the Bow n Arrows being held at Lords next summer,the IOC health and safety officials have been to check all is ok.They have insisted a Zebra Crossing is put between the Pavilion and Real Tennis Courts.

Zebra - Why do I have to wear a Newcastle shirt?


Adelaide

You've brought the stripes Straussie but where are the stars?

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Who put the A in Trego?

"If I don't find a belesha beacon in five minutes I'm going to wet myself"

"Me too" says the Zebra.

Brocket " I see John Major resigned from the MCC committee over planning issues".
Zebra " Indeed, apparently the Safari Park project was the last straw......"

I know that the famous Abbey Road zebra crossing is in St. John's Wood, but I didn't realise it was at Lord's.

As Will passes by. "There is no way I'm getting into that outfit next season."

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Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Pinky is not impressed after being told 4 legs are better than 2 in the mascot race.

AS 'It's ok Swanny, you only have to stay in there while the photographs taken and I know it's not very pleasant, but you must realise that KP would never lower himself to be the rear end'

Straussie saying: "Never mind, it's an easy mistake to make. You need to get off the 274 from Baker Street at the third stop after Lord's for the Zoo."
Zebra: "If it's as easy as that, why don't you use the bus then?"

Straussie what do you mean by " a like for like replacement for Scott Newman"

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Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

The BBC unveils the first couple for next years Strictly Come Dancing.

Straussie tests the new barcode readers in the Lord's shop.

Look out for lots of small black and white panthers next season!

Zebra - How long did you say it will take me to qualify for England?

Dingy,will they be called Zebthers?

Straussey to Zebra.Well its SPOTY tonight on the Beeb,will you be voting for me?

Andrew Strauss poses with the new "Confuse-a-Hansen" model.


Adelaide

Here come de Judge.

Some good efforts this time round,bit of turkey malaise crept in over Christmas I think.

Liked Haringey Racers one about bar-codes but the winner is Adelaide and his zebra asking Straussie how long it takes to qualify for England.

Kev will now be sorting out another caption competition and Adelaide can you contact the mods on whether you want a small prize or the honour of judging the next competition.

Well, that is nice to come back to! I've opted to judge the next one. Funny thing is that when I saw I'd triumphed a few days ago I'd assumed it was the confuse-a-Hansen which had done the biz!

My internet time is infrequent at the moment for family reasons, hence this tardy response.


Adelaide

For the Caption Competition no. 3, I felt that I had half a chance of winning it (which is a lot better than the zero chance I tend to have of winning caption competitions), and I made two entries which I felt were potentially funny. Indeed, as soon as it was announced that the photo would be of Andrew Strauss with a zebra, the thought crossed my mind that it would be funny to say "Andrew Strauss unveils his new stripe bowler", which was a play-on with the term 'strike bowler'.

However, it looks like for the Final Caption Competition it is back to normal for me, as I can't see myself coming up with anything funny. Nonetheless, I am certain I will enjoy reading the suggestions about what is being said in the photos, so good luck to anyone participating.