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By MTWD Admin
January 27 2012

Here's the final caption competion of the year which will be judged by Adelaide. We have two pictures from Headingley and feel free to comment on either or both.  For the first caption this is Lower Pav holding sun tan cream. Bear in mind this was a freezing cold day and his quote of the day was "I just want some soup". The second caption of our Barmy Kev is self explanatory- I think.  The prize will either be a miniscule one or rolled over to judging the first competion next season.

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Final Caption Competition
Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 11:24
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012:02:23:19:57:52 by BarmierKev.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 11:30
Looks more like a spot-the-difference competition to me at the moment!


Judge Judy

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 11:33
There is so much one could post here but think I will leave it!!

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 11:37
Like it Adelaide. Please note, you cannot award yourself as winner.

For picture no. 1. is Barmy Kev pointing and saying " Lower Pav you won't need that if there's any alcohol in there I'll have some.

For picture 2. Beefy in distance shouting "Kev I know the Yorksire fans told you to get lost ( or words to that effect) you didn't have to take them literally."



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Waldo (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 13:01
Picture one :- "The man in the shop told me this Ambre Solaire was the French version of Capri Sun - I like exotic drinks "

Picture 2:- "Big Issue"

smiling smiley

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 14:21
LP shows great delight that he managed to smuggle in the sun cream after crossing the border into Yorkshire.

Kev stands in the naughty corner after he was seen visiting the groundsman hut mistaking it for the toilet.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 15:10
Look what i won as first prize in the raffle.

 
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Beeamazed (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 16:20
"Okay,you go to silly point..."

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Haringey Racer (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 16:43
After 38 years Kev begins to wonder if his parents will ever claim him.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
27/01/2012 19:20
Pic 1 , "Spilllllage!!!!"

Pic 2 , "Spillllllllllllage !!!!"

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 19:41
"I say Lower Pavilion old boy, do you see that Preston knob ender driving around ones park in a Merc." "Oi would one mind leaving ones park"

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 20:14
Is that a member of the Middx Mafia waiting for R2D2 and his mate to come blow him away?

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 20:15
John Embureys best fan puts Kev in the naughty corner for deleting threads.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
27/01/2012 22:15
Keep 'em coming, chaps - including you, Jonathan (if inspiration fails you I am highly bribeable).

Am I jdging each one separately, or as a packet of two, so as to speak? Don't want us to run out of minuscule prizes.


Judge Dread

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
28/01/2012 00:30
Picture 1. Kev to Lower Pav. " I know we are desperate to promote our miniscule prizes, but I'm not convinced this will work.


Picture 2. Kimmy shouting to Kev. " I know we are desperate for a MTWD reporter on today's game , but you won't find one here.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
28/01/2012 08:41
"Is that the way to Division 2"

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
28/01/2012 09:44
we won the 2nd division,Yorkshire won a bottle of sun screen.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
28/01/2012 13:28
Picture 1-

Lower Pav says. "I have bought sun screen as I expect the sun to shine in Yorkshire."

Kev Replies. "That was the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard."

After a 5 minute silence. Lower Pav says " I think Scott Newman is going to get a ton today

Kev Replies. " I will take back my last comment.


Picture 2.

Lower Pav to Kev. "Kev why are you under a Lost Children sign? You're not lost and you are not a ch... Well you' are not lost"



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
kimmy (IP Logged)
30/01/2012 12:45
Picture one... LP "Even on a cold dull day like this I have bought the sunscreen as the middle are ALWAYS a ray of sunshine!"

Kimmy



Always look on the bright side of life... de dum de dum de dum de dum dum

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
30/01/2012 13:08
"There may only be 3 of us in this stand, but look over there. A sad bloke all alone with just a laptop and lots of aliases".

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
30/01/2012 20:24
Pic 1 : Seaxe Man is suitably unimpressed by Lower Pav (and Kev's) advertising of sun tan lotions. Being 98 years old he needs no such products himself.

Pic2 : Kev " For Christ's sake some one take me to the loo!!"

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
kimmy (IP Logged)
30/01/2012 22:09
Picture 2...

Kev "I'm not lost.... I'm on my way to division one!!!!"

Kimmy



Always look on the bright side of life... de dum de dum de dum de dum dum

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
31/01/2012 08:46
"Is that Liverpool you can see over there LP". "Not sure my eyes are that good Kev". "Certainly is" says Seaxe_Man "thats where the County Champions come from".

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
02/02/2012 09:47
Poor old Kev is not raising much money for Breakthrough Breast Cancer by busking at Headingley, but then he was singing the Manilow classic:
One voice, singing in the darkness,
all it takes is one voice.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
06/02/2012 14:55
We are closing the competition at some stage towards the end of the week. The standard has been high and we are unsure how long it will take for Adelaide to make his mind up. Any more efforts to make Adelaide's task harder will be welcome.

The winner will either judge the first competition next season or will receive a miniscule prize that for certain purposes have been registered in my kitten Josie's name.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
07/02/2012 20:22
For those little cover up drives

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
08/02/2012 07:16
Test

 
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chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
08/02/2012 07:26
I know this is the wrong thread, but main site has been down since at least 1pm yesterday, and is affecting all cricket sites on sportsnetwork, but not their rugby and football sites.

I have descovered a 'non Jonathan' way to get on the site.

Type bergasconi (any thread title will do, but bergaconi is best, as it's unusual) into Google. Make sure you click on the RUGBY network link to that thread. That then takes you to that thread (with sale sharks headboard) Go to bottom of page, and click on message list, and you are on the middlesex room menu page. It won't let me post, because I'm not registerd to post on sale sharks, and it might be unfair on their mod if 20 of us suddenly registered to join, so i didn't bother. Might be an option though!

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
08/02/2012 11:58
Kev outside the Yorkshire offices having been told that his application for the second team scorers position had been unsuccessful.
Sorry would need to keep up to date with ECB vacancies to follow this.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
08/02/2012 13:21
Kev having received the news that he can't buy out of his contract with sportsnetwork.

 
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adelaide (IP Logged)
16/02/2012 15:59
Apologies to everyone who is waiting with bated breath but I have barely got time to access the computer at the moment, let alone judge the competition properly. I hope it won't be too long, but if anyoone else (who has not entered) is able to do it I really won't mind.


Adelaide

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
lower pavilion (IP Logged)
17/02/2012 01:52
I have been asked to step in and be the judge, as one of the pictures is unfortunately of me,and I did not make an entry. I am of course happy to do so.

After some deliberation I have made up my mind and advised the senior moderator of my decision.

I will leave it to him to gently break the news.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012:02:17:01:54:48 by lower pavilion.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
lower pavilion (IP Logged)
17/02/2012 12:20
I have been asked by the moderators to post my decision.

As there are two pictures, two really miniscule prizes are to be awarded.

Picture 1. re Lower Pavilion holding the sun tan lotion. Award goes to Barmier Kev. Fix you all cry! Not at all say I. It is his posting with the reference to Scott Newman.

Picture 2. re Barmier Kev standing outside the loo.The award goes to Diamond Ruled Ok. It is his posting re Barmier Kev asking someone to take him to the loo.

Barmier Kev will give himself the miniscule prize in a very private and personal moment. No doubt the miniscule prize to Diamond will be delivered in the fullness of time.

Thanks to everyone for taking part.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012:02:17:12:26:37 by lower pavilion.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
17/02/2012 12:29
Congratulations to both,and well done LP in doing your judging as i quick stand-in.
All the captions had some great comments again this year and im sure loads will be taken during the coming season.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
Vic. (IP Logged)
17/02/2012 13:11
HaHa congratulations to the winners.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
17/02/2012 17:07
Honoured once again for coming up with toilet humour, I really should give up driving for a living and get a job with that firm based in Brentford.

Thanks to LP for sitting as the "honoury assizes" at short notice and I hope Adelaide is not indisposed into the season,his input like Seaxe Man (Roy get your PC fixed!!)'s is missed.

For my prize I would like our resident groundsman to judge the first comp of the next closed season,some of his gags have been crackers this winter.

Well done to all who competed and the mods for running this fun thread throughout the winter, now bring on the cricket.

 
Re: Final Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
17/02/2012 19:19
More decisions. Do I award myself a miniscule prize or do I judge next time after season competition? Or should I share either or both of these with Diamond?

Maybe 1st one next season a photo of me awarding myself a prize?

Glad that many enjoyed the theme.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

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