Premier League Betting - Deal Or No Deal?
There is a school of thought that says Harry Redknapp deserves more credit than to be painted as some sort of Del Boy style cockney wheeler-dealer. That's not the school we went to and with the transfer window closing, Del Boy style cockney wheeler-dealer Harry Redknapp has been looking to improve his squad. Doing little to dispel the myth, 'Arry says he has some irons in the fire. "The only way I could buy would be through selling 2 or 3 or players I'm prepared to let go - but they don't want to move, he said before offering to do us a good deal on Rolexes that fell off the back of a Swiss lorry. Will Porstmouth by sell-abrating after the game with Everton? Sat. 3pm Set. Irl Premier League Coupon

Champions League Beetting - Don't Take It As Red!
After seeing Liverpool drawn in what would termed "an easy group" by anyone who doesn't have to spew a series of platitudes to the press, chief executive and Rafa's best friend, Rick Parry claimed that Group D is more difficult than it looks. "There's no such thing as an easy group," insisted Parry before possibly adding "especially when Rafa sends out a team that makes the Belgian league champions look like Brazil of the 1970s." The addition of Fernando Torres' former stomping ground, Atletico Madrid adds some spice to a group otherwise made up of teams that the Reds have got the better of in recent times. Will Liverpool make easily progress in a group that doesn't look all that T-Ricky? Group Betting

US Open Ladies Matches - Journey's Going To Pl-Anne!
For a number of years, British women's tennis looked a lot like British men's tennis' more anaemic little sister who never left her bedroom – which is saying a hell of a lot - but almost single-handedly, Anne Keothavong has brought an air of respectability to it. Following up on a decent showing at Wimbledon, she has shocked many to reach the 3rd Round of the US Open - and by many, we mean everybody. After her surprise victory over the seeded Schiavone in the 2nd round, Keothavong gave some long overdue credit to 80s cheese merchants, Journey by admitting "I never stopped believing." Can Keothavong go on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnn by upsetting Olympic gold medallist Dementieva? US Open Ladies Coupon

England v S. Africa 3rd ODI - Almost Out For The Count!
A toothless bowling attack, a 2-0 deficit and more importantly a batting line-up that are struggling to find the rope worse than Stevie Wonder in a DIY shop are no barriers to South Africa winning the ODI series according to admittedly biased South Africa wicketkeeper, Mark Boucher. After getting unceremoniously stuffed at Trent Bridge, Boucher was clutching at straws ahead of the 3rd ODI at the Oval. Showing that he stayed in school at least long enough to learn how to count up to three, the legendary sledger declared "it seems a long way away to win three games in a row but England have won two in a row and it's only one more game than that." Can you count on England to win the match and wrap up the series? 10.15am SS1

Barack Obama Speech Odds - It's Gonna Bey Huge!
In what looks to us like a serious outbreak of I'm Washing My Hair-itis, our spies tell us that alleged Oscar winner, Jennifer Hudson will have the honour of singing the US national anthem at tonight's Democratic conference. The news has caused serious tremors in our What Will Obama Say First? in tonight’s acceptance speech market, with the odds of "Seriously, couldn't Beyonce make it?" being slashed from 2000/1 to 1999/1. In an attempt to make the Democratic candidate appear more presidential, the stage features plywood white columns resembling the exterior of the Capitol Building or the White House, although we believe plans to adopt Tony Blair's foppish hairstyle have been shelved. Can you pick the phrase that pays in Obama's speech?

Money-Back Special - Don't Be Diriculous!
4.00 Great Leighs
Money-Back Special
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