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Only 'Sex we get this year

Man of Mystery
By Grockle
August 4 2008
The only chance of the year to use sexual innuendo to get people reading the site! Middlesex play hosts to our one day outfit this evening, an outfit needing to prove it's first class calibre. No official info on the make-up of the side but it is doubtful that Ian Blackwell will play and Charl Willoughby may also be doubtful. Quite a few doubts to try and settle tonight.

v Middlesex Pro40 @ Lords Monday 4 August 2008

Scorecard

Who will be walking out in the "Grey and Joker" to take on the men in Pink tonight then?  Lots of speculation but, as always there are definites and probables.

Trescothick, Langer, Hildreth, de Bruyn, Trego, Kieswetter Caddick and Phillips have to be there one would imagine.

Suppiah or Banks, Thomas and/or Jones, Willoughby?

No word from the powers at the County Ground as yet b ut it is highly unlikely that Ian Blackwell will be on the teamsheet having seemingly lost the confidence of the one day selection team in favour of the other batting spinners.  Wes Durston may feature in the mix as well as an alternative to the "marginal" Omari Banks but the young man might be given another chance to shine in a way we have yet to see this season in anything but the seconds.

We are linking up with MTWD for coverage of the game but if anything else comes our way in the afternoon I'll post it here.  Enjoy the game however you plan to follow it and let's hope our new one day plan comes to early fruition in the wilds of London. 

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Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockles.com (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 08:27

Only 'Sex we get this year

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Botham (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 08:53

The game is on SkySports 1, coverage starting at 16.30.

I trust 'Sex will be celebrating their fine win of last weekend and not concentrating on their game!

Who will be making the cakes for the tea?

'Sex talk
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 03/08/2008 23:29

I know it's a cheap shot but it does get you reading things.

Our companion site on the network is involved in a game with us tomorrow and Ged and I are keen to "cross fertilise" as much as possible. (Cheap shot 2 - sorry)

If you are going, comments on the game will be gratefully received. If you want to identify yourself to some of the many cross posters (I did think about 'cross dressers' but stopped myself in time) on both sites then please let them know how to recognise you. (PM's can also be used if you don't want to broadcast that description to all and sundry).

I hope MTWD will provide a match report which we will post on our frontpage and I hope banter is rife and good natured.

We don't play them more than once so it is the only chance of this kind. Enjoy

(Sm72)

Re: 'Sex talk
Posted by: Botham (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 09:00

Regretably, when the game was switched from Sunday to Monday, my chances of going disappeared, but I'll be there in spirit, even if it does mean watching on Sky+.

Middx squad
Posted by: cricketjerry-mouse (IP Logged)
Date: 02/08/2008 22:03

Middlesex have named a 14-man squad for their floodlit and televised Pro40 match with Somerset at Lord`s on Monday, adding Gareth Berg, Danny Evans and Steven Finn to the 11 who won the 20/20 Trophy last weekend.

Meanwhile, Notts have rested Charlie Shreck and Stuart Broad for their Pro40 encounter with Glo`shire at Cheltenham tomorrow. I wonder if Broad, who was back among the wickets in the match with Durham just ended, will play against us at Taunton on Wednesday, or will he be back in the England squad for the Brit Oval Test?

Re: Middx squad
Posted by: Ww (IP Logged)
Date: 02/08/2008 22:06

Hope hes at Taunton on wednesday, would like to watch him bowl in person.

Re: Middx squad
Posted by: fRed (IP Logged)
Date: 03/08/2008 00:07

You hope Broad's playing for Middlesex?

Cricket's the winner.

Re: Middx squad
Posted by: AGod (IP Logged)
Date: 03/08/2008 09:46

Broad played at Taunton for Leics and got battered. I think it was something like 27 overs for 142 runs.

Re: Middx squad
Posted by: Loyal of Lhasa. (IP Logged)
Date: 03/08/2008 17:12

Broad actually took 2/142 in the Taunton fixture last year, when the first four SCCC batsmen all made centuries, but in 2005 I saw him, still a schoolboy, I think, take 3/119 out of a Somerset total of 566 - and a certain Willoughby took 2/130 in the same innings. In 2006 he took 4/62.

9/323 is probably not a bad return over three seasons at Taunton.

LoL

Sixty Seasons a Somerset Supporter

Re: Middx squad
Posted by: Ged (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 08:20

Here is the nascent MTWD thread on tonight's match:

MTWD match chat thread

Once we have a report, we'll link through to that also.

Re: Middx squad
Posted by: Mike BOS (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 08:57

Thanks Ged.

Much appreciated.

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Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: tufnell parka (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 10:36

according to the western daily press, ian blackwell is in the squad for lords and we are considering a recall

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 11:43

Good - we'll have laid down a false trail for the men in Pink. Great!! If he plays let's hope he stuffs them all ways (so to speak).

(Sm72)

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Frome Exile (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 11:44

I shall be at the game tonight, as I know will several other Grocklers. I'm pretty aware that when the games are televised, the home audience probably get a better view of the action than those present, but what the roving reporter can perhaps add is a tocuh of flavour and atmosphere. If anyone who will be online this evening would like to post any brief snippets I might send by SMS, then PM me a mobile number in the next half hour or so.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Palairet (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 11:45

From today's Western Daily Press

Rose eyes a tilt at the Pro40 title
08:00 - 04-August-2008


Somerset director of cricket Brian Rose has told his side that victory at Lord's tonight can set them up for a real tilt at the NatWest Pro40 title.

The Sabres face Middlesex Crusaders at headquarters in a floodlit game that is being televised by Sky Sports.

“I think our side suits 40 overs. We look well balanced for it so we expect to win more than we lose,” said Rose.

“If we can win this one we have then got four successive home matches (against Nottinghamshire, Hampshire, Gloucestershire and Worcestershire), which will be great for our supporters.

“It should be fantastic. I don't think we have played at Lord's under lights before, and obviously with Middlesex winning the Twenty20 Cup it has given them some real impetus. So it will be a great game which I think will be well supported.

“We have got a good side and we have just beaten Durham away, so they know we will be a handful. We are expecting to win.”

Somerset will consider a recall for Ian Blackwell to give themselves a second spinner against a side that bases its attack around off-spinner Shaun Udal and India Test slow left-armer Murali Kartik.

“The thing that seems to be tipping the scales in some of these games appears to be slow bowling,” said Rose.

“People thought it was going to get hammered but it is getting more and more difficult to play. Udal and Kartik have done well for them.”

Somerset (from): Langer (capt), Trescothick, Kieswetter (wkt), Hildreth, De Bruyn, Trego, Blackwell, Suppiah, Phillips, Thomas, Jones, Turner, Caddick, Willoughby.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: MisterMurph (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 11:47

The other site says IB is not on the squad.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: MisterMurph (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 11:48

And neither is Jones, slight niggle.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: MisterMurph (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 11:54

And Banks is in...

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Loyal of Lhasa. (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 12:29

Rather showery in London today, but we know that Lord's has a superb drainage system. I'll be there, dressed as a nun and waving to my mate Andy.

LoL

Sixty Seasons a Somerset Supporter

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: AGod (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 12:53

Really, LoL?

I don't think that I've seen a shower today, in either West or North London. Perhaps they're just down South?

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 13:04

Now, look here, LoL. We want nun of this, nun of that and certainly nun of the other.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Loyal of Lhasa. (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 13:19

When I get into old habits I just can't stop myself.

LoL

Sixty Seasons a Somerset Supporter

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Loyal of Lhasa. (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 13:20

Good to hear, AGod. It's been a bit unsettled south of the river, but that's another country

LoL

Sixty Seasons a Somerset Supporter

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Botham (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 13:22

Each time I see a one-day squad with Mark Turner and Omari Banks, but omitting Ian Blackwell, I ask myself if the club are serious about winning the match.

Perhaps we could look to the future in games that don't mean anything!

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 14:41

Only just back in.
Am I too late FE?

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Tractor (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 14:57

Hope the lights are good. We've won the toss and are fielding first, and , according to cricinfo, going with only 10 players; no Turner listed as yet.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: MisterMurph (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:04

My cricinfo tells me our Turners are Suppiah and Banks.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Botham (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:07

Seems Phillips gets a recall. Turner must be carrying the drinks.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Tractor (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:20

EC Joyce c Suppiah b Willoughby 6

Obviously Willo is resting, he let Ed get to 6.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Tractor (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:27

For those of us without SKY until the pubs open

Radio Middlesex commentary with Kevin Hand

...then click on live radio London commentary!

Mid 16/2 Trego got Godleman c&b



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Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Botham (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:30

I'm watching it online, but it must have started before 4.30!

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: MisterMurph (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:33

Started at 4:10pm. Steady on boys, I don't want it over by the time I get there!

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Botham (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:38

The last wicket was very generous. He appeared to hit his pad, with bat, but missed the ball.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Tractor (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:43

No matter. And another for Willow. Four down for 29. The half-time interval entertainment must surely include a streaking nun.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Nailsea_Fizz (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:44

Spinners what Spinners.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:49

Generous?
He was all over it like a rash.
Out is out.
The hutch is thataway sunshine.
Willo and Trigger bowling beautifully though Willo is struggling with his line a little.
Great start.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Tractor (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 15:54

Half a mo... a streaking nun... um, if 'she' aint wearing any habit how will one know ...
Back to the cricket quick.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 16:16

I thought I recognised the Nun,just got this text;

"BJ,ow iz it boy?
Waved 2 Trigga,he wvd back 2.
Ad a few 2 many shandies,going onthe park.
Respect man,LoL"

Great catch by the Man himself,give the boys a wave Trig.

51-5 off 17.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Nailsea_Fizz (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 16:53

we seem to have lost our way a little.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Nailsea_Fizz (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 16:55

i knew that would work, sorry should have said it earlier

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 16:59

Well done, Fizz. Some credit to Arul too.

I think Big Ben will have to be given all the credit for the 7th wicket.



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Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 17:10

Apart from the short slogathon by Henderson we've done superbly.
Lovely stuff.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 17:15

Good afternoon, James. Yes, good, innit.

I am only following on cricinfo. Does anyone know if the pitch or the atmosphere are helpful, or whether it is good bowling and fielding or poor batting after their recent T20 success?

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 17:42

Good bowling,some sloppy batting,a poor decision and a wonderful display by Shah.
We've been on top from the start,it has been an excellent recovery by Shah,got to give the boy credit.
It may nip about a bit under the lights.
Plenty still to play for.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 17:45

Yes, I wondered about the decision to field first, but I keep being told that the results don't go against the team batting under lights as they used to in the early days.

Thanks for the info, Jim.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 17:45

It's one of the greater mysteries of life why Shah isn't in the England team.
He's an excellent cricketer,a real gem.
Giving Big Ben some real stick.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Mike BOS (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 17:57

Good by the bowlers, the only criticism was some of are throwing from the out field.

Now I think a steady start building to a quick winning finish by Somerset.

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Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:05

Shame from a Somerset perspective, but well done to Owais Shah in that last over, and in the whole innings of course.

Why does this man not get picked for England? Is there something about him that I don't know? It is certainly a mystery to me, BJ.

Sounds a sensible plan, Mike. Sometimes we do seem to think we've got to win a 40 over game in 30 overs.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: evelyn34 (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:11

Perhaps whilst at Lords our players could take advantage of some throwing coaching from Hallam

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:23

Banger most certainly has give us that rapid start.
The smile on Langer's face as he hit the straight six was a picture.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:24

Oh dear, was the throwing that bad?

The solution sounds perfect to me, e34. They wouldn't go far wrong with the great man.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:24

Langer drags a very wide one onto his stumps.
Dreadful ball,very unlucky.
24-1.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:47

This from FE (I think)

Good first half at a seemingly subdued Lords. LoL, myself and Tufnell Parka all impressed by Suppiah. Lol convinced IB would have offered more. JL given honorary membership of MIddlesex which was a nice touch.

(Sm72)

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: wurzelpotter (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 18:55

Good time to drop banger. Good lad, make em pay

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: wurzelpotter (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:03

Oh. Thats not good.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:03

Why Banger Why? No problem of the score. Why try to smack the ball to all parts when you didn't need to?

(Sm72)

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: wurzelpotter (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:05

It's his game Grock. Hilders Trigger and Kieswetter to go yet. Don't despair

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Big Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:08

I'm still asking myself the same question Grockle.
What on earth was the point of that shot?
Poor cricket,no need to force it.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:24

It's not his game when he's had a couple of scares in the over before WP.

If it is his game then he needs to curb his game and play for the side he works for.

His game should be to make sure that his county wins games because of the base he has built. Once he's past 50 then he can consider playing his game his game.

He has a slow scoring solid number 3, an erratic and precocious number 4 and then a whole load of questions and wonders from the rest of his batting - without a real record of maintaining momentum. Not the game to be smacking balls into the air when you are the major batsman I'm afraid.

(Sm72)

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:28

And there is exactly why he shouldn't be smacking balls in to the air! Hilda has gone.

(Sm72)

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: wurzelpotter (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:28

Fair enough Grock.
Have we a new player? We seam to have a chap called Treego batting!!!! (as opposed to how his name should be pronounced)



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Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Grockle (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:31

And he was one of theirs only a couple of seasons ago as well. Just after that bloke 'Linger' was playing for them.

(Sm72)



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Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: Bobstan (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:32

I seem to remember Sam Trego saying that it is pronounced
Treego, not Traygo, wp.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: wurzelpotter (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:34

Starting to worry about this. We need to pick up singles at least. A few overs ago, that's all we needed to do. Neither seams interested in pushing and working the one's and two's.

Re: Only 'Sex we get this year
Posted by: wurzelpotter (IP Logged)
Date: 04/08/2008 19:38

Der Brain could be in a bit of bother with the men upstairs here.