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By MTWD Admin
January 14 2019

Please find an appropriate caption fot the two cats Aslan and Suki of our moderators. . 

Dingy Bags the winner of the previuos competition will be judging our catalogue of entries.

 

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Catoon Cation competition. Try to find an amewsing pun
Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 14/01/2019 10:56
Middlesex till we die
14/01/2019 10:56
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2019:02:03:16:17:31 by BarmierKev.

BarmierKev
14/01/2019 11:32
For 2nd caption Suki. The Club apologise to Eoin for their error of handing out his Middlesex shirt to the wrong Moggy



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

adelaide
14/01/2019 14:15
I'm only wearing these because of the claws in my contract.


Adelaide

BeefyRoberts
14/01/2019 20:14
Top pic...Your not getting my paw warmer back until we win another t20 game

BeefyRoberts
14/01/2019 20:29
2nd pic...I hope it's not going to be a catastrophic 50 over season this year.

BarmierKev
15/01/2019 10:17
Middlesex support ECB initiative of attracting a new kind of supporter to 100 ball cricket by offering free memorabolia to those who do not normally attend proper cricket.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

adelaide
15/01/2019 11:53
Giving it the big Iams, are we?


Adelaide

adelaide
15/01/2019 12:12
New pictures add fire to the rumours that Phil Tufnell is coming back to Middlesex.


Adelaide

BarmierKev
21/01/2019 10:26
Despite wearing Middlesex colours two cats are at home as refused entry to the Members area for not complying with the dress code.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Sussex Seaxe
22/01/2019 10:57
Why have we got these Middlesex items? Thereby hangs a tail...

BeefyRoberts
22/01/2019 11:05
Let's hope our season purrs along nicely,and no need for any bushy tails.

adelaide
22/01/2019 15:31
Not an entry, but surely the moderators belong to the cats rather than the other way round?

BarmierKev
22/01/2019 17:18
These cats are appropriate mascots for our 20/20 campaign as we need 9 lives before we are finished.

rod/ed
22/01/2019 23:08
Red ball, white ball, and now we have fur ball cricket.

BarmierKev
23/01/2019 17:41
Middlesex promote their desire to be more inclusive with our committee members with these latest two candidates



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

BeefyRoberts
23/01/2019 17:46
Pinky the Panther has offered his resignation,after finding out the two cats are to be new Mascots.
Saying 'I have no chance in mascot race now,as they have 2 pairs of legs'
Can see a cat fight coming on for supremacy.

adelaide
24/01/2019 11:54
OK. Which of us is going to post as SeaxeCat3?

BarmierKev
27/01/2019 21:34
England selectors have a Cat's eye on new talent that can't be worse than what we have at the moment.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

BarmierKev
27/01/2019 21:50
Dingy will be announcing winners towards the end of the week. Before then here's hoping for a Catalogue of entries.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

dingy bags
30/01/2019 13:34
Let's say anything posted before midnight on 31 January will be considered. Purrrfect.

BarmierKev
30/01/2019 20:32
Both cats are at their Moderator's house
They show intent in contributing to Middlesex Till We Die
They see the contents and Meow Why Oh Why?
Instead they go for the computer mouse.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

dingy bags
01/02/2019 08:29
Honourable mentions to Beefy and Kev (for several efforts, especially the one about ECB's drive to recruit new cricket-watchers), but the winner is Adelaide for this...

"I'm only wearing these because of the claws in my contract.*

I love a cheesy pun!

Enjoy the snow, those who can, and don't depress yourselves by watching any of the cricket from the West Indies.

BarmierKev
01/02/2019 12:09
Well done Adelaide. You know what follows

adelaide
01/02/2019 18:08
Ironically, the only cats allowed in this house were in various versions of the Catz program, as my daughter was (still is but she's moved out) highly allergic to felines.

I'll judge the next one, if that's OK.


Adelaide

BarmierKev
01/02/2019 20:13
That's OK and preferable to the moderators offering our felines as a Mewnisicule prize.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

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