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Gut Morgan Caption Competition
Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 15 March, 2020 17:53
Gut Morgan Caption Competition
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Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
adelaide 15 March, 2020 18:28
The MCC tries its best to engage youth but did not realise it could have called upon Banksy as a member.


Adelaide

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
Fozzie 15 March, 2020 19:24
No expense spared on MCC's new initiative to brighten cricket by introducing 5 stumps.

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
Seaxe_man1 15 March, 2020 19:41
Close by the Peterloo uprising I believe. Any connection?

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
adelaide 15 March, 2020 20:46
I found him/her (*). I hope the prize isn't judging a caption competition.


Adelaide

(*) It could be Beth...

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
adelaide 16 March, 2020 10:13
You think THAT will keep Lattimer out?


Adelaide

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts 16 March, 2020 17:42
MCC have already put the queue barrier up for the first 100 franchise game.

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
Ebor Gooner 27 March, 2020 19:06
The ECB insist that corporate hospitality areas for "hundred" games aren't deliberately "down market". They are merely designed to reflect the quality of the cricket on display.

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
BarmierKev 29 March, 2020 10:01
New Boy 2 is still deliberating and will announce verdict soon.

The MCC sign is May Coronavirus Cease.

And the Morgan sign. Young MCC members spotted trying to look for bottles of rum.

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts 29 March, 2020 12:13
It's the first MCC hurdle we have to jump over before Middlesex members can enter Lords.



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Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
adelaide 29 March, 2020 18:32
Fans are disappointed when they find out it is Piers Morgan.


Adelaide

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
New Boy 2 01 April, 2020 07:52
The winner is BarmierKev for his version of I Will Survive!

NB2

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
BarmierKev 01 April, 2020 10:19
Thank you New Boy I’m honoured. That was the best use of half an hour of my life to earn such a distinction.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
New Boy 2 01 April, 2020 12:01
Sadly Kev, I was only joking. April Fool! (Sm23)

Despite some very good late entires, the caption that I kept chuckling to every time I read it was Fozzie's enlightened prediction that the MCC will continue to think of new ways to improve our already-perfect game:

"No expense spared on MCC's new initiative to brighten cricket by introducing 5 stumps."

Fozzie is the official winner of the March competition and I hope he enjoys his prize as, er, much as I have done mine.

Cheers,

NB2

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
adelaide 01 April, 2020 13:06
Kev will survive...

Adelaide

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
BarmierKev 01 April, 2020 13:25
I didn’t t think I would when up to12 0clock today I thought the latest initiative was banning the sale of alcohol in the UK.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Gut Morgan Caption Competition
Fozzie 01 April, 2020 22:15
Quote:
New Boy 2
Sadly Kev, I was only joking. April Fool! (Sm23)
Despite some very good late entires, the caption that I kept chuckling to every time I read it was Fozzie's enlightened prediction that the MCC will continue to think of new ways to improve our already-perfect game:

"No expense spared on MCC's new initiative to brighten cricket by introducing 5 stumps."

Fozzie is the official winner of the March competition and I hope he enjoys his prize as, er, much as I have done mine.
Cheers,

NB2

Thanks NB2, I'm honoured! Just hope nobody in MCC saw it and had a lightbulb moment...


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