On the level you can jump the queue - only £2500

By P. Downhill-Wood
December 3 2004

For a mere £2500 per year all anxiety can be over. For this tiny little sum Gold members can pick where they sit, and who next to, from four well appointed corners.

These cheapest seats on the Level (£2500 payable yearly) give  a magnificent view of the diaganally opposite corner.

However if you actually want to see the game it costs up to £4,750 per year, for a seat on the centre line, but you must pay four years in advance. You will also be able to buy seats for friends and relatives even if they are not on the season ticket waiting list.

Apart from jumping the queue what other advantages are there? Well you won't have to come in the same doors as the great unwashed, with a specially appointed entrance. In case of fire, or the unlikely event of Spurs winning a game at the Emirates, you will have the first option to get out of the stadium, after the Directors, Coporate Box holders, Executive Suite Holders, Bond Holders, Debenture Holders and Her Majesty's Press.

You will be able to get pissed for free,half time only, so drink quickly  (which is a great offer considering the booze prices at Highbury). Mind you you would have to drink a lot to make up for £4750pa. But the bogs probably have gold plated flushers and no queuing.

If you can't afford this offer never mind you are welcome to join the queue. Stop shoving at the back there.

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