Coalman's Cunning Plan Arsenal v Fulham Preview


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By Boris Mellor
December 26 2004

Chris (Polly Parrot) Coalman has a cunning plan to deal with Arsenal. Last year it was nine men behind the ball and brilliant goal keeping by Van de Saar, but he knows that he can't use the same trick twice.

So this year there is a variation, it will be eleven men behind the ball and set pieces. Coalman has revealed that his team has been practising set pieces all week. So now we know what to expect. Of course Wenger has been practising how to defend from set pieces all week, a plan that does not include Jens.

It could be exciting.

Don't forget we need five goals to get on Polly's Premiership Prediction list. Chelsea got four so Polly said they would win it (as we only beat them 3-0), so five should get the parrot squawking a different tune. Anything less will make us also rans (according to Polly who could whinge for Wales).

Have a good Boxing Day.

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