By Boris Mellor
January 30 2005
A selection of songs proposed by Aresnal Times readers for Tuesday’s big game. Some slight editing, we are a family club. If you think you can do better then post your song on forum below this selection.
Arsene Wenger's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw van Nistelrooy, he said "You cheating twat."
The players threw some pizza,
It went down Fergie's front,
And Arsene Wenger said to him, "Take that, you red-nosed c*nt!"
By Femaiden
To the tune of "That's Amore" made famous by that old crooner and all round good soak, Dean Martin:
When the soup hits your eye with a big pizza pie, that's THE ARSENAL....!
Look your nose has a shine like you've had too much wine, we're THE ARSENAL....!
By Mindgames
To the tune of Auld Lang Syne
Sit down you drunk
Sit down you drunk
Sit down you drunken c*nt
By Bobby Mc Bob
To tune of Battle of New Orleans
Wenger raised his fists and Fergy went a running.
He raised his fists and Fergy ran some more.
By Boris Mellor
Souper, Soup or Pizza,
Souper, Soup or Pizza
Souper, Soup or Pizza
Souper Arsene Wenger
By Boris Mellor
To the tune of the Vieira song:
Ronaldo ooehhhooo
Ronaldo ooehhooo
Hes only got one trick,
He is a diving prick
By Lanky6
(shouldn't that be a song for Ronaldo? Ed)
