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Essex Blown Away by Cyclone Nannes & Typhoon Tyron

The Diggler Delights
By Auntie Janet June 15 2008
Auntie Janet reports on the devastation caused by Cyclone Nannes and Typhoon Tyron in the Far East. In one of her straighter reports ("hurrah" I hear some of you cry, "boo" I hear others grizzle), we learn not just about the match itself but the ambiance and Middlesex magic surrounding yet another convincing win. Many thanks to Auntie Janet for this excellent report.

20/20 Essex v Middlesex 15th June 2008

Venue: Chelmsford

Obscure fact: the Romans built a small town called Caesaromagus which was a market town on the road between London and Colchester. The Roman town disappeared when the Romans left Britain. The modern town of Chelmsford was created in the Middle ages and was even mentioned in the Domesday book. The modern town centre belonged to the Bishop of London at that time.

Getting there:    It was fairly easy for me as I get a 149 bus to Liverpool St station and then a train to Chelmsford. Both times that I have been to Chelmsford this season I’ve been lucky and there has been No engineering work on that particular line. I caught the 11.32am train and was in Chelmsford at 12.15pm. I’ve been doing some locum work, so not having to watch the pennies as much as normal I treated myself to a taxi to the ground. I even found that my ‘complimentary’ ticket was waiting for me at the gate.

Normally Essex are not so fussy re time of letting people in, but today it was 12.30pm, so I duly joined a queue. When I got in the ground I sat in my ‘preferred’ position in front of the pavilion. The first thing that I noticed was that there was a very short boundary in front of the pavilion. The space on the outfield was made into a picnic area for families.

The Walking Wounded:  Ed Smith was still limping. I had a chat to him and he showed me his ankle. His leg was black and blue. He wanted to play today, and he still hopes to play tomorrow!

The replacements for Ed S and Strauss were Dan Housego and Billy Godleman.

One of the Lord’s pavilion stewards turned up. I almost didn’t recognise him as he did not have a tie on!

The toss:           Won by Ed Joyce who elected to field first.

It was overcast as I travelled up. Just before the start of the match the sun came out.

I felt a bit out of place as I could not see any other Middlesex fans where I was sitting, but one of the blokes I talk to at Essex is actually a Middlesex member also.

Nannes opened the bowling (from the Hays Rd end) to moans and groans from the Essex faithful for every ‘dot’ ball. They were even more upset when Gallian was bowled by the 5th ball of his 1st over.  Murts was expensive in comparison. Henderson immediately replaced Nannes for the 3rd over and with his 5th ball Scottie made a neat stumping of Middlebrook and Essex are 13/2. A lot of the Essex fans were commenting saying it was like ‘groundhog day!

It’s a hat trick!

Nannes then replaced Henderson at the Hayes Rd end. He bowled two dot balls, Chopra struck the next one for 4, and then came the clatter of wickets. Chopra was comprehensibly bowled. Flower was bowled next ball and the last ball of the over ten Doeschate was lbw for 0. At this stage Nannes bowling figures were 2 – 1 – 4 – 4. Essex are now 20/5.

Dexter and Foster tried to repair the damage and they managed to put on 22, when Scottie stumped Dexter off Kartik’s bowling. Masters also chipped in to repair the damage until he skied a Udal delivery which was neatly caught just inside the boundary by Morgan (89/7). Napier carried on where Masters left off, but he was bowled first ball of the 20 th over (bowled by Henderson). The 3rd ball of Henderson’s last over accounted for Kaneria, with Chambers being run-out from the last ball of the innings.

We need 133 to win.

We opened with Billy and Dawid, who kept their heads and they gradually accelerated the run rate. Our 1st wicket did not fall until we were on 43 when Malan was caught by Grant Flower off the bowling of Masters. Eoin tried his flick over the keepers head to be caught on the boundary by Napier off Chambers 1st ball (49/2). In the same over Tyron smashed 3 consecutive 4’s taking Middlesex to 63/2.

In Chambers next over (the 10th) there was a nasty mix up as both our batsmen ended up at the same end. Fortunately Essex were not quick enough and Billy got home without mishap. Tyron has smashed 31 off 10 deliveries!

Kaneiria bowled the 12th over, and Chambers dropped a dolly of a catch from Tyron. By then Middlesex were 101/2 needing only 32.

Billy was bowled by ten Doeschate in the 13th over and that was the last Middlesex wicket to fall. Ed Joyce joined The Blacksmith; Tyron’s 50 came up in 24 balls with 2 x 6’s and 7 x 4’s, and the winning runs were scored with the 1st ball of the 17th over.

Wow 23 balls to spare.

I can’t comment of the food as I always bring my own. Grodzinski  did me proud with the rolls that I ordered is all I can say.

My ‘champagne moment’ was Nannes hat trick, but my man of the match has to be Henderson for his all round performance.

Nannes came with his family. I’d been told his kids are cute. After the match he was playing cricket with his young son. The little boy kept running up to his dad without letting go of the ball.  [Editor's note: rumour has it that the Essex management, on witnessing this scene, have signed Nannes junior as a colt]

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Re: Essex Blown Away by Cyclone Nannes & Typhoon Tyron
Posted by: LOVERBOY (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:06:16:10:22:00

I keep telling you Janet,take the bus to Tottenham Hale then the train,much quicker than schlepping all the way to Liverpool street,a taxi for a five minute walk,outrageous.
The pavilion steward is John,and he live in Chelmsford ,so no surprises there.
But most important of all Janet,WHAT was in those rolls from GRODS,how can you post a report without telling us what you ate and when in more detail,Very Disappointing.
And far too much detail about the cricket,what about your knitting,and what was on your IPod,and did you remember to feed the cats,and how long did you hang about round the back of the pavilion,and who else did you speak too.
Come on Janet old girl,give us the real nitty-gritty.

Re: Essex Blown Away by Cyclone Nannes & Typhoon Tyron
Posted by: Seaxe_Man (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:06:16:13:33:04

Good report Janet: was unable to go: so appreciate this. Nice to see that the Cyclone and Typhoon worked as a joint ' storm' so to speak. On looking up ceefax to weigh up the result: was gobsmacked at the apparent ease of victory especially as we were without three senior batters. Hendo confirmed my suspicions: that when he hits it: it stays hit: this from a brief single six at the Gasworks last year. Certainly, he and The Bushranger have confounded the early predictions of the soothsayers.

Re: Essex Blown Away by Cyclone Nannes & Typhoon Tyron
Posted by: David_Webmaster (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:06:16:14:39:48

Problem is SM, Hendo isn't around for much longer. But yes, good report from Janet and even better performance from Middx!!

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