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I hope the cricket isn't interrupting your reading

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By Daria feat. Seaxe Man
August 23 2008
Seaxe Man for some reason missed the note that gave him a reprieve from reporting Friday, so here is a two-hander between him and Daria. That makes a long report on a day in which very little happened, but in some ways all the more interesting for getting two takes on the same dull day.

 

Seaxe Man's Arrival and Preamble

Arrived 10.30ish. Usual drops of rain: mixture of murk and blue sky. Will we ever get back to back dry days in England ever again?

 


Play back: yesterday's play was slow and the ball which dismissed Nixon which turned, popped and bounced offered some hope. As it turned out, it was a false dawn but apart from a 35 minute shower: the day was unusually sunny in our current climate.

Daria's Arrival and Preamble

This is going to be a hard match report to write because very little happened and none of it was good. Well, I supppose it was if you were a Leicestershire fan, but I bet even they found it a little tedious towards the end.

I arrived at the ground at about quarter to twelve, thus missing Richo's first wicket and one of the only high points of the day. Well done, Daria. I got myself comfortably settled at the front of the Allen stand, in the sunshine, and hoped for a more exciting day than yesterday. At least the weather was better. Shortly afterwards Richo got Taylor lbw for three and I began to get hopeful - as a Middlesex fan I should know better.

Seaxe Man's 1st Session

Overnight 184 for 3. Ackerman/Allenby resumed in front of a sparse crowd. Richo opened from PE and Ackerman took first strike. 1st over a maiden. Kartik resumed at NE to Allenby. Removal of one of these two would bring in their less experienced batters: however as the day wore on: that proved to be a pious hope.

After two overs Shaggy took over from Richo at PE to resume the all spin attack. An edge from TSO just went wide of gully: the few false shots played throughout the day continued to elude the field. 200 was posted in the 82nd over. New ball taken in the 83rd. Murts/Richo. This worked straight away as Richo removed Allenby lbw for 10. (203 for 4). This was a brilliant over by Richo who beat the new batter Taylor consistently without reward.

An edge from Ackers off Murts just fell short of the slips. In his next over Richo produced another pearler which kept low. Taylor lbw 3. (209 for 5). Richo on fire. Ackerman finally reached 50 containing 2 fours in the 90th over. A powerful ondrive by Cobb brilliantly fielded by Malan prevented a run. Another snick by Ackers off Murts kept low and passed through the slip cordon. He followed that up with a square drive for 4, taking him to 65. (over 200 runs in two knocks against The Middle)

He (Ackers) again snicked Richo wide of Scott on the legside. No luck for Richo who bowled an excellent new ball spell and deserved more than two wickets. Further bowling changes were made up to lunch with no result. Lunch 259 for 3. Not a bad session for The Middle: 2 wickets for 75 runs. Leics showed little urgency and worryingly, the wickets was looking dead and slow.
 


 

Daria's Late Morning and Early Afternoon

Not much happened in the hour before lunch - Allenby made his 50, and looked dangerous, and the youngster Cobb (I hadn't realised quite how young; he made our lineup look positively ancient) seemed nervous and the scoring was very, very slow. TSO came on for a couple of overs about twenty minutes before lunch, and the scoring got even slower.

After lunch, things were much the same, except that once Ackerman had his century, and Cobb had played himself in, the scoring speeded up a bit and the Middlesex boys looked a bit lost. Leicestershire never looked like setting the grass on fire but they were steady and, much as I hate to admit it, we never looked like getting a wicket. Dial M and Richo persevered, the spin twins were their usual efficient selves (TSO's no-balls notwithstanding) and even little Dawid got the odd over. Finny was a bit wayward - there was the odd unplayable ball mixed with several dodgy ones, but his potential was clear.

In case it's not already obvious, I'm finding it hard to say anything about the day's play. The Portrait swapped his bowlers around without success, and also put himself under the helmet at short leg, which is not something I have ever seen before- isn't' that the usual purgatory for the youngest player?

Robson, the twelfth man (about whom I know very little other than that he's a dead ringer for a young Bus Pass) took over occasionally as the toiling bowlers went back to the pavilion at regular intervals. Credit to them, though, as Tim and Richo never quietened their encouragement of their teammates, as did Scotty - Joyce is a very quiet individual, as anyone who has seen or heard him being interviewed will know, and this doesn't change when he's on the field. I don't intend this as a criticism - it's just his style.

Seaxe Man's Second Session

The welcome arrival of the sun greeted the afternoon session. The spinners were in tandem once again: with Cobb edging TSO past slip. Kartik gave way to Finn and Cobb played the ball periously close to Joyce at short-leg. A soporific spell by the Leics batters playing maidens had the crowd becoming restive. Some barracking ensued from the Lower Grandstand. This stirred the batters to score a couple of fours by way of a riposte.

Rain then intervened and there was a break until 2.55. After the break, Ackerman reached not the most entertaining hundred, followed by the oppo's 300 in 117th over shortly after. They (Leics) were going at less than 3 an over, so full batting points was not on the menu. Overhauling our score and obtaining a large lead was though: and hope to put The Middle under pressure.

Leicestershire batsman Hylton Ackerman on his way to scoring 153, during the first innings against G 

Hylton Ackerman - we'd sooner show you Josh Cobb But We Couldn't Find a Photo

 

The 100 partnership was achieved in 203 balls between Ackers/Cobb. Malan eventually spelled TSO. Leics 336 for 5 at 130 overs. After Cobb reached his maiden 50 with a four past mid off (Malan). Tea arrived: Leics 349 for 5. 90 runs for no wickets in the session.


 

Daria's Rain Break and Subsequent Snoozefest

Round about two o'clock proceedings were halted by a light shower of rain, that was sufficient to send the players off and have the covers put on. The umpires announced that play would resume at 2.20, which - naturally - meant that at 2.17 the heavens opened, and the groundsmen, who'd just taken off all the covers but the hover cover, had to run back and put them on again. Play finally restarted at ten to three.

Ackerman proceeded metronomically towards his 150 and beyond. Joshua Cobb (who sounds like he ought to be a stout yeoman in a Thomas Hardy novel) did the same towards his 100, his patience belying his youth. Joyce switched his bowlers around - TSO and Richo, Udal and Finn - but it didn't really make much difference. The two Leicestershire batsmen just continued to score.

There was a slight worry round about five o'clock when Finn, after two balls of his over, put his hands to his face and fell to his knees. He was surrounded by teammates and, shortly after, physios. By the number of towels and the blood on his shirt, I'm assuming that he had a nosebleed - I saw him have them several times this season, so it may be something he's prone to. He went off, returned about an hour later, but didn't bowl again.

Seaxe Man's Third Session

Murts opened the session from NE with Kartik switched to the Pavilion End. Scott's exaggerated appeal for lbw raised a few laughs: but suspect this was frustration at the unresponsive nature of the wicket. Cobb then finished on his backside, avoiding a Dial M bouncer.

Otherwise, the batters were untroubled. A short ball was pulled for 6 by Cobb. Malan was introduced with maybe a hope of buying a wicket, at which point Ackerman reached his 150 ( 266balls, 14 fours, 388mins). The Leics 400 was reached in 876 balls. A massive 6 by Cobb off Malan brought him to 90 and in touch of his maiden ton (note: his second first class match)( plus he is the son of the former Leics player Russell Cobb).

Finn then left the field with a hand injury which the physio initially had tried to put right onfield. Cobb on 97 almost nudged a catch to short midwicket from Malan who then had a strong lbw appeal turned down. Cobb finally reached his his maiden ton with a single to midwicket and then hit a four over Finn at long off. Close 475 for 5. Ackerman 190no Cobb 120no. Session runs 126 for no wickets.

Daria's Epilogue

I confess I didn't pay much attention to the last half hour as I had met some friends in the Middlesex room, but am fairly sure I didn't miss much. This looks like a guaranteed draw, but you never know with Middlesex….

Seaxe Man's Epilogue


Epilogue; the current stand for the 6th Leics wicket of 266 has already broken the 1946 record against Middlesex. A further 19 runs are required to pass Phil Simmons/P.A.Nixon's all time record of 284 set against Durham in 1996. This I suspect may be the most interesting feature of the fourth day's play for a match which seems to be headed nowhere but for a draw.

Editor's Note: The fact that Leicestershire continued batting on Day 4 tells us all we need to know about the perception of this wicket and the perceived prospects of a result. If Middlesex fall apart 2nd dig this match........ anyway, many thanks to both Daria and Seaxe Man

 

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I hope the cricket isn't interrupting your reading
Posted by: Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
Date: 23/08/2008 12:40

I hope the cricket isn't interrupting your reading

Re: I hope the cricket isn't interrupting your reading
Posted by: daria (IP Logged)
Date: 23/08/2008 12:44

Thanks Ged. I'm glad SM was paying more attention to the details than I was.

Re: I hope the cricket isn't interrupting your reading
Posted by: Ged (IP Logged)
Date: 23/08/2008 17:50

The Simmons/Nixon record remains in tact - one negative record fewer that might have been sitting against Middlesex's name, I suppose.

Talk about clutching at straws for positives!

Re: I hope the cricket isn't interrupting your reading
Posted by: Seaxe_Man (IP Logged)
Date: 26/08/2008 10:25

I did actually do the middle session on Saturday arriving at around 35 for 2 and departig when we had a wobble losing Straussey and Joyce to Henderson, as we reached 90ish for 4. So not a done deal: relieved to see on checking ceefax on arriving home: that Dawid had seen us safely home in the company of Shaggy.

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