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Championes Caption Competition


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By MTWD Admin
October 30 2016

In case you were not aware we won the championship this year.  3 of my favourite pictures I feel are worthy of our first caption competition of the winter season. First one Dingy drinking in the moment.   

2nd one is a kind of huddle.

 

 

And thought I'd add this one for good measure. For those who don't know me I'm the one about to self combust.

If my memory serves me right Haringey Racer won the pre season caption competition and agreed to nominate the winner of the next one.  You have 2 weeks to think of your best or worse apt pun to warrant a miniscule prize or honour of judging next one. Good luck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Championes Caption Competition
Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
30/10/2016 23:02
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2016:11:27:21:14:40 by BarmierKev.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
30/10/2016 23:08
Picture of Dingy.

I only wanted a cup of tea and ended up with a champions cup of champagne.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
31/10/2016 08:26
Middlesex players celebrate the news Jade Dernbach has signed a new two year deal with Surrey.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Haringey Racer (IP Logged)
01/11/2016 09:38
I'm pretty sure I did judge a competition after my win, but I can't remember who I gave the prize to so I'm happy to do the honours this time.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Rogers and Out (IP Logged)
01/11/2016 10:04
Picture One.

With apologies to Pink Floyd and Dingy :

"Hey ! Teacher ! Leave that cup alone !"

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
01/11/2016 10:12
Pic 3...Lords steward is looking at Ollie thinking...'who is that'
'what's going on?'

Or,the steward is a Mexican not wanting to he there.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
rod/ed (IP Logged)
01/11/2016 19:40
Picture 2

Middlesex team prevent protester from reaching the square at Lord's. A police spokesman reported that although the intruder went by the name of Shots he posed no danger to the public. It appears he was simply attempting to highlight the lack of opportunities given to Ravi Patel.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
01/11/2016 20:01
Picture 2. Middlesex team show their competitive spirit in the trying to be the first to find Ollie's lost contact lens.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
dingy bags (IP Logged)
01/11/2016 20:38
Me - I've waited 23 years for this, so make it a large one!

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
02/11/2016 10:05
Man at the back, adjusting chip on shoulder and not applauding:-

"... that one's a Saffer, that ones a Kiwi, that one's German, that one's from Hertfordshire..."

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
02/11/2016 12:20
The vicar in 3rd pic is thinking 'all my prayers have been answered'

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
02/11/2016 12:45
Dingy Bags drinking to the health of Johnny Bairstow.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
02/11/2016 14:50
Don't worry, Dingy. The Fire Brigade is on its way.


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
rod/ed (IP Logged)
02/11/2016 15:30
Picture 1

Dingy Bags performs a modern take on the old Eric Morecambe gag impersonating Jimmy Durante.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Primrose Hillbilly (IP Logged)
03/11/2016 09:10
For 2) : "Middlesex players rejoice at finally finding a dandelion on the outfield. Mick Hunt's job security thought to be in jeopardy"

3) "Thousands rejoice at scary likeness of Ollie achieved by man sketching with iPad"

1) Mug responsible for unlimited outpourings of joy seeks solace in alcohol.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
03/11/2016 13:10
Or for 2), Middlesex players rejoice at finding the first sign of life all season in the pitch...


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
05/11/2016 10:02
Middlesex celebrate perfecting their Robbie Fowler impression.


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
05/11/2016 11:18
Kev shows no nerves as his Strictly routine is about to start.


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Shots1992 (IP Logged)
08/11/2016 17:50
I shall appeal to The High Court viz a viz the great Ravindra Patel being denied his youman rights under article 50 of the EU Treaty signed by the unelected incompetent communist Gordon Brown. In my opinion the spin to win policy must be upheld by Mr Rayner and Mr Patel. Failing this I shall go to the Supreme Court of Law Lords. Failing that I shall go with the will of the peoples. I appeal that with spin Middlesex CCC would be even stronger greater than we currently are. I commend my statement to The House of Lord's! Champions of England. Good luck to Hameed and well done Lancashire CCC. Nicky Gubbins soon to join.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
08/11/2016 22:37
Snappy caption there, Shots.

There was a young feller called Shots
who for Ravi Patel had the hots.
"You must go for spin
to be certain to win."
But of wickets the seamers take lots.

No, that's not an entry - but perhaps we ought to have a winter limerick competition!


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
09/11/2016 00:02
Picture 3 Kev begging to Ollie " please can you do a match a report".

I'm not sure if I can compete against Shots very subtle attempt of humour offering

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
middleman (IP Logged)
09/11/2016 19:14
Picture 3 Kev to Ollie I love you. Will you marry me?

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
15/11/2016 11:00
Picture 2. A soon as the cricket season is over Middlesex players start training for the Rugby Union season



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
15/11/2016 11:01
You have the weekend to come up with a funny. Shots effort will take some beating



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Shots1992 (IP Logged)
17/11/2016 21:42
Come on mi Amigos

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Shots1992 (IP Logged)
17/11/2016 21:45
And I will ask Donald J Trump Towers to build a wall along the River Thames to keep the Mexicans nee wetbacks out of Saint John and his woodlands

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
BarmierKev (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 11:40
Picture 2. Middlesex end the season with another collapse

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 14:46
Pic 2: Shots is assaulted as the Middlesex squad realise that his Trumpish proposal would exclude Messrs Murtagh, Malan and Gubbins from the team.


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Shots1992 (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 15:18
As the great Philipe Henri Edmonds once said. I presume I will win the game again as he walked ever so gently through the Long Room, then strutted on to the outfield an over after tea normal procedure. Do I get the spin to win prize of the year. Or do I get the dusty bin Ansari no over prize?

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Haringey Racer (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 19:03
After much deliberation I've given the award to Chunky for

"Middlesex players celebrate the news Jade Dernbach has signed a new two year deal with Surrey."

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Shots1992 (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 19:24
Dernbach more tattoos than captain pugwash and Nora batty to be fair. Mexicans importing Geordies these days

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 20:09
Blimey!

Thanks HR.

I rather liked Adelaide's entry. Fast forward 20 years, and if our Yorkshire supporting friend is still around in 2036 he'll be saying-'That one's from Poland That one's from Hungary, That one's from Romania....'

grinning smiley

It's in the nature of being from the greatest city on earth, and freedom of movement.

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Haringey Racer (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 20:24
Wonder what our man thinks of a Yorkie being picked for Australia?

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
20/11/2016 20:45
Dunno but that's his Yorkie under the dog pile in pic2 smiling smiley

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
adelaide (IP Logged)
20/11/2016 21:33
Quote:
Shots1992
Dernbach more tattoos than captain pugwash and Nora batty to be fair. Mexicans importing Geordies these days

Gadgies, Shots, not Geordies.


Adelaide

 
Re: Championes Caption Competition
Shots1992 (IP Logged)
22/11/2016 18:41
Well Geordies Macams monkey hangers take your pick. Newcastle my favourite

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