By Hughie
October 29 2006
Hughie, the Proust of MTWD (his description of the grassy smell in part one will linger long in my own memory), presents the second part of his Lord's Memories. A short but sweet feature to warm our hearts as the autumn gets colder.
Lords
in the sixties seemed stuck in a Victorian timewarp.
There were curious signs with curly painted lettering conveying officious
messages from another era: ‘You are requested not move
whilst the bowling is from this end.’ ‘All passes must be shewn’ (sic) and ‘Patrons are advised that scorecards may
not show the fall of the last wicket’.
On
major match days the public, usually in the form of a mob of small boys, was
graciously permitted to sit on the hallowed turf in front of the stands.
Amongst us, as the evening shadows lengthened, moved the white-coated newspaper
seller, intoning his repeated dirge, ‘Evenin’ News, STANdard!’ One effect of allowing boys onto the grass was
the constant succession of bits of rubbish that used to go blowing across the
ground, sometimes interrupting play as fielders, accompanied by ironic cheers,
chased after crisp packets. You never see this nowadays.
The
only stands that remain today from that period are the Allen Stand (then the Q
stand), The Pavilion, and the Warner Stand. This last edifice looks distinctly
dated in the twenty-first century. Then, with its revolutionary cantilever
roof, it was the last word in modern stadium architecture. Hardly anyone used
the huge old Grandstand, mainly because it had been cunningly designed so that
no one sitting in it had a half-decent view of the pitch. And of course there
really was a Tavern in those days: a peeling, crumbling Victorian pub in smoked
yellow brick with a concourse in front on which drinkers could stand while
watching the cricket. Memory is selective on such matters, but I recall that
the drinkers all wore tweed jackets with patched elbows or else ‘Gannex’ macs. As a species they
were grey faced men with sad, lugubrious eyes and a generally negative view of
life, the universe and cricket.
And
the cricket in those days wasn’t particularly memorable. The sixties was by no
means a golden age of Middlesex cricket. That was still to come. Three captains
in a row (Drybrough, Titmus
and Parfitt) did a less than satisfactory job. Titmus and Parfitt, of course,
were fine cricketers, but as inspirational leaders and tacticians they were
wanting, and in an era when the cry was for ‘brighter cricket’ they produced
far too many draws. By all accounts the Middlesex Committee of that time was,
too put it politely, less than effective as administrators.
Of
course I never realised this at the time. I was fiercely loyal to Middlesex,
which I firmly believed to be the best team in