Ed the Golden Duck


Middlesex till he dies

By Beefy
April 4 2009

Beefy reports on pre season friendly where he was surprised his presence didn't quite double crowd. This was a chance for a very very quick look at our reject and guess what he had for dinner? Read on if you think you can stand the excitement..

Weather sunny at Hove, but cold in the wind. Better then expected for early April .

" I'm only here for a sun tan"

Day started badly, got out of bed late,so missed the train I was booked on for the £3 eachway fare,so had to pay an extra £20 on top! Beefy tip, don't stay in local pub late the day before an advanced train booking. Arrived at 11am still, start was 11.30 playing a 'rolling' 11 team,so anyone can leave the field and be replaced. I was disappointed they didn't ask me to play.

Was expecting crowd of me, one man and his dog. One arrival there were in fact two men and dog and as day progressed the crowd just outnumbered the seagulls.

Two men and dog

Spot the  2nd man with dog?


Before the match, both teams lined up and a minutes silence was observed for Umer Rashid,who tragically dtowned in the Carribean 7 years ago. He played for both sides. Editors note I recall the year he died Umer chatting with me and other fans at Cricketers pub. He was very approachable a lovely guy a sad loss.

 Rashid Silence

 God bless you Umer

Game started with, Danny Evans and Timmy Murtagh bowling well. Evans got first wicket in 3rd over,then out came our old friend d Joyce,to applause from the Middx faithful (being me) and next ball,LBW and he returned,no applause this time,but I did offer a smile( he didnt see I  hope). I have picture of him coming out to bat , but blinked so didn't have time to take photo of Ed coming back.  I heard Danny took Ed to Chinese restuarant that night and insisted he ordered Duck.

Joyce at Hove

 No time for cheerio picture

Short boundary in pavilion side, so fair amount of easy 4's and 6's.
12.50pm Gus Fraser turned up with no late note. Maybe he didn't follow Beefy tip of night before advanced booking!

With his arrival a quick visit from for a couple of ales in the Sussex Cricketer,a lunch and back for more cricket.

One bad note,Steve Finn getting injured. I'm not sure how he did it, but bowling down the slope I was watching the ball and looked up to see Finn laying in a heap in the middle of the wicket. He limped off with help and looks like a foot or ankle injury. Hope it's not bad but didn't show for the rest of the day.

Middx were due to bat next day. The plan was for each team to field/bat one day the other to do same next day.

Both teams looking good in afternoon session but at tea decided to leave which was just as well as took over 3 hours to get back. I had a good day and good to see some action, although events were pretty meaningless.

Here's to the new season.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2009:04:10:10:40:21 by Ged.

Ged
05/04/2009 08:08
Many thanks forthe repot, Beefy, which is excellent.

But surely our readers need to be told about the ice cream situation on a trip to Sussex-by-the-sea?

dingy bags
05/04/2009 10:41
Many thanks for the report - interesting stuff. Our quick bowlers dropping like flies at the moment.

I don't usually like to correct others but Umer Rashid died in even more tragic circumstances - he drowned in an unsuccessful attempt to save his brother.

He was a lovely guy.

BarmierKev
05/04/2009 19:56
Editted to correct mistake with dear Umer. This was shortly after Ben Holliake who died in car crash.

Also, have inserted piccies taken by Beefy. Thanks mate

Weather permitting Beefy will be reporting from friendly at Rose Bowl. Loyal supporter!

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

The Diamond ruled ok
11/04/2009 05:50
Hope he took an umbrella and a flask of something hot .His report will be one of those we were all to familiar with in the last couple of seasons , "it rained , we went home ."

Harry_quin
22/04/2009 10:38
You'll no doubt be pleased to learn that Ed had a better day yesterday down at Hove :


Quote:
The Argus
After several years facing less vaunted second-division attacks Joyce got a taste of top-flight bowling yesterday and admitted Lancashire’s attack was the toughest he had faced in county cricket.
He said: “That is the hardest I have ever had to face to get 89 runs. It was proper, intense first division cricket which I haven’t experienced for a while.

THE BIG EASY
22/04/2009 12:46
Yeah, over the moon!

ANDRE VOS/DAVID WILSON/NICK EVANS ARE HARLEQUIN LEGENDS

Haringey Racer
22/04/2009 20:36
If second division bowling was so poor, why did he keep getting out for 40?

THE BIG EASY
23/04/2009 07:48
Harsh, but fair HR!

ANDRE VOS/DAVID WILSON/NICK EVANS ARE HARLEQUIN LEGENDS

Harry_quin
08/07/2009 09:32
Joyce to return to Lords :

[www.theargus.co.uk]

Jonathan Winsky
08/07/2009 09:59
Steve Finn believes Middlesex team-mate Andrew Strauss is best man to lead England against Australia:

[www.theargus.co.uk]

BeefyRoberts
09/07/2009 20:58
I see today our old mate Ed got out in a different way today,Trott was fielding at short leg and turned away to take evasive action from the ball and it dropped into Trotts pocket,now that is BAD LUCK!!!!!!

BarmierKev
09/07/2009 21:14
Perhaps he thought he was playing snooker?

Now who would have thought Beefy's pre season friendly report would be the top of threads, for now anyway, in Mid July?

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Jonathan Winsky
09/07/2009 22:07
The Harrow Times reporter's immediate reaction to the wicket was: "You won't believe this but the shot from Joyce ended up in Trott's right-hand trouser pocket! Which would explain why it took a moment or two for him to realise where the ball was! David Byas, an umpires' mentor these days but a hugely experienced player with Yorkshire in his time, has never seen anything like that before".

BBC said: "Jonathan Trott took evasive action at short leg but as he turned away the ball somehow dropped into the Bears fielder's right-hand trouser pocket".

Ged
09/07/2009 23:35
I have heard the phrase "pocket billiards" used as a euphemism for something else. Perhaps in the light of the Joyce/Trott incident, the term "pocket fielding practice" might gain credence amongst us cricket lovers.

BarmierKev
10/07/2009 09:51
As a result of this incident there is a new field position.

Deep mid pocket

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