Caption Competition No. 1


Nice Stroke?

By MTWD Admin
October 20 2011

This is first of our winter caption competitions.   Our Kimmy is batting at Uxbridge at the end of our miserable 20/20 campaign.  Kimmy will judge the winner (so go easy on her) who will have a choice of a world famous MTWD miniscule prize or the privelege  of judging next month. The deadline is 5th November.  Good luck

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Caption Competion No. 1
Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 20/10/2011 16:34
Middlesex till we die
20/10/2011 16:34
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:11:18:10:47:08 by BarmierKev.

BarmierKev
20/10/2011 16:37
OK. It's me for starters. Scott Newman is worried about his place in the side as our new trainee opener gets some extra practise in[i][/i]

I'm sure I and others can do much better.

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Vic.
20/10/2011 16:54
Wicket looks a tad green Kimmy and you need a looser fitting skirt, as that front knee needs to bend a bit allowing you to get your head in a better position and to transfer your minimal weight into the stroke. Good to see you exhaling on contact as we are told that allows for a shot free from tension.
At least you stacked the chairs before playing.

Vic.
20/10/2011 16:56
Could you please check the MTWD spelling of competion as it should be @#$%&.

comebackgatt
20/10/2011 17:05
a new meaning to the phrase "to pull"

Beeamazed
20/10/2011 17:12
"My,what fast hands you've got...."

BarmierKev
20/10/2011 19:18
Is Kimmy holding a bat, surely that will help. Or perhaps not

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Vic.
21/10/2011 07:49
"Oi, get off of my park".

BeefyRoberts
21/10/2011 08:53
After the chairs were stacked,and Hazels Elderflower wine was finished,Kimmy decides to show of her Gurning skills whilst trying her best to send the ball for 6.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:10:21:13:51:49 by BeefyRoberts.

Vic.
21/10/2011 13:04
May the force be with you.

adelaide
21/10/2011 18:57
Bloody Tiflex ball...


Adelaide

dingy bags
21/10/2011 19:08
Twenty seven coaching sessions with Gareth Berg, entirely wasted...

kimmy
21/10/2011 20:25
Look guys!! None of you are funny.... ((Sm151))


Great effort so far!! Keep going.....


Kimmy

adelaide
22/10/2011 00:15
Quote:
kimmy
Look guys!! None of you are funny.... ((Sm151))

That's not what my analyst said...


Adelaide

Haringey Racer
22/10/2011 10:19
"This is how you do it Corey"

BarmierKev
22/10/2011 15:14
Dexy. " The field we need to set here is 11 fielders directly behind the bat"

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

RadstockRob
22/10/2011 17:06
I don't seem to be doing as well as Boycott's granny could with a stick of rhurbarb.

BarmierKev
22/10/2011 17:42
Her stance is wrong,she can't hold the bat properly and she keeps missing the ball can you explain again why you want her in the team Gareth?

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

BeefyRoberts
23/10/2011 08:22
After learning that Spillage had taken Slurrey membership,Kimmy does her best not to throw up as she chucks a bottle of water over him.

kimmy
23/10/2011 23:09
Does my face look silly when I do this???


Yep!! I win.... Nope? Okay.....


Kimmy

BarmierKev
24/10/2011 15:25
Beth Morgan - "we'll let you know if there's a place for you in our ladies team"

Kimmy- it's not the ladies team I want to play for

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Lower Mound
25/10/2011 19:09
Super Kimmy, looking good in her mini, is caught Vinny bowled Finny.

adelaide
25/10/2011 22:21
Give that man a Lamborghinny.


Adelaide

Darren Gosling
26/10/2011 21:23
The poor unfortunate soul who informed Kimmy of the Iceman's long term injury found themselves hurled in to orbit over Uxbridge Common - followed by a stackload of chairs....

The Diamond ruled ok
26/10/2011 22:20
Kimmy deals with the Tottenham riots in her own way.

Haringey Racer
27/10/2011 10:41
Quote:
Lower Mound
Super Kimmy, looking good in her mini, is caught Vinny bowled Finny.

Sheer genius Mr Winsky.

BarmierKev
01/11/2011 11:21
I have it on good authority that Kimmy will be announcing results sometime over the weekend. The standard has been very high, but any last minute entries will still stand a good chance.

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

adelaide
02/11/2011 01:08
Kimmy shows how you should deal with John Terry.

or

Robbie Savage is not pleased with next week's Strictly costume.

I suspect the second will get me suspended!


Adelaide

BarmierKev
07/11/2011 08:21
Due to SN techie issues haven't been able to announce verdict. I'm sure this week when good and ready Kimmy will put you all out of your misery.

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

BeefyRoberts
07/11/2011 12:18
Oh no,had a sleepless weekend waiting for the verdict.Im sure Kimmy will sort when ready.

kimmy
08/11/2011 21:37
Cough cough ting ting ting......


And the winner is..... (drum roll........)

Quote:
Lower Mound
Super Kimmy, looking good in her mini, is caught Vinny bowled Finny.


Well it was so difficult to choose (which why I needed some extra time!)

But many congratualtions to Lower Mound!!!!

Kimmy

Always look on the bright side of life... de dum de dum de dum de dum dum

BeefyRoberts
08/11/2011 21:42
congratulations LM,hope you enjoy your prize,or going to select the next winner? OPen top bus tour to be arranged!

Lower Mound
08/11/2011 23:16
Thanks for picking me Kimmy. Keep on playing your shots.

BarmierKev
08/11/2011 23:23
Well deserved no stewards enquiry required. Once that gem came up I knew I wouldn't stand a chance. A hearty Mazeltov Lower Mound and let me know if you want a miniscule prize or the major privilege of judging next months competition?

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Lower Mound
09/11/2011 09:25
I would like to judge the winners of next month's competition.

The Diamond ruled ok
21/11/2011 05:58
Some fine entries and a good winner , let's see how caption 2 goes.

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