Middlesex CCC
1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Lower Pav are thinking??
By MTWD
January 4 2014
Here's the first caption competition of 2014. Deadline is 17th Jan. Adelaide the winner of last ccompetion is the esteemed judge
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Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 04/01/2014 14:28
Middlesex till we die
04/01/2014 14:28
04/01/2014 14:28
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2014:01:24:22:05:10 by BarmierKev.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2014:01:24:22:05:10 by BarmierKev.
I'll go first. The Lower Pav are shouting to Monty on Middle Tier. " There are toilets inside"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Lower Pav " Of course I was there . Ouch"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Excitement as Lower Pavilion announces he has a spare ticket for the Justin Bieber concert.
Chelsea pensioner on left to his mate...I hear there is a chance Finny will play a game in Oz this tour
His mate replies...More chance of a flock of pigs flying over the pavilion.
Everyone looks up...There go the pigs!
His mate replies...More chance of a flock of pigs flying over the pavilion.
Everyone looks up...There go the pigs!
There is a Chelsea Pensioner in the Lower Pavilion, And there are two guys in red coats.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
One Chelsea Pensioner said to the other "You should have caught that".
The other one replied "I haven't caught anything since 1947 when I caught the bus to see Denis Compton and Bill Edrich play against Surrey at Lord's".
The other one replied "I haven't caught anything since 1947 when I caught the bus to see Denis Compton and Bill Edrich play against Surrey at Lord's".
The Lower Pavilion with their backs to play see their first ball of the day.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Competition closes this weekend. Adelaide is sifting through entries so far as I type. Any more offerings?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Carnage as the spare ball cupboard in the umpire's room springs a leak
Come on chaps. There's not many of you and it's all pretty slow.
That's a comment BTW, not an entry. Fifty minutes left!
Adelaide
That's a comment BTW, not an entry. Fifty minutes left!
Adelaide
Someone shouts to Smudge it's behind you. What the ball. No your Middlesex career.
Have to disqualify the last two as the deadline had passed.
I must protest at Kev's first entry, which was lavatorial and offensive. Which is just the way I like my jokes, so he is the winner.
I had two that I obviously couldn't enter:-
The Lower Pavilion shows it hasn't quite got the hang of the Poznan
and
Steve Finn's first ball (from the Pavilion End) after a coaching session from David Saker.
Adelaide
I must protest at Kev's first entry, which was lavatorial and offensive. Which is just the way I like my jokes, so he is the winner.
I had two that I obviously couldn't enter:-
The Lower Pavilion shows it hasn't quite got the hang of the Poznan
and
Steve Finn's first ball (from the Pavilion End) after a coaching session from David Saker.
Adelaide
I'm deeply honoured to win for the first time after 3 years of this competition. I am now unsure whether to give myself a miniscule prize or judge next time.
Cheers Monty
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Cheers Monty
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
well done Kev,hope you give a good speech to yourself when you make the presentation.
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