Sorry

By Jeremy Horne
March 27 2003

SURREY

To the tune of the lion sleeps tonight:
At the oval, the mighty Oval, the lions sleep tonight.
At the Whitgift, the mighty Whitgift, the lions were *****

Owaiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss!!!!

A win away, a win away, a win away, a win away etc

This song has many adaptations. The second line could also read "At the oval, the mighty oval the lions lose again". The Owaiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss!!!! Could also be changed to Judaaaaaaaaaassssssssss!!!! With the word 'win' in the final line then becoming Whinge.

To the tune of this old man:
Runsforcash, feeling down
Since he charged at Warne like a clown,
In a brown hat, playing c***,
Winter spent at home,
Fletcher wont be on the phone.

Same old Sorry, always cheating
(used when we have an lbw appeal is turned down etc)

Also used is the request to "stop apologising"

Bookmark or share this story with: