By Diamond and Janet
September 11 2006
Both Janet and Diamond have submitted reports on the last day of the home season. These two reports have been dovetailed for your entertainment, enjoyment, amusement and/or punishment. Importantly, we all say goodbye to Paul Weekes who played his last home game.
What a start - Diamond
I woke this morning (Sunday)
full of hope for a good day’s cricket and a win. With everything I have
suffered over the last five days at Lord’s, I did wonder where this optimistic
idea had sprung from. Maybe it was the fact that it was our last home game of
the season and the lads would not want to finish at home on a loss, maybe it
was just the optimist in me who believes Middlesex will always win when they
take the field.
Knowing the A40 was under
reconstruction I decided to go in on the A4 and come up the M41 from Shepherd’s
Bush to the A40 and then into town. Good move except for the fact that the A40
Westbound had been shut overnight by an accident and was still shut at 11am when I
got to the junction at the top of the Northern roundabout. People
were being sensible for a change and allowing traffic to turn right by not
blocking the whole junction, just most of it. The rest of the journey in
was easy, parked up by 11.30.
What
had given me the idea it was a 12.00 start I don’t know, still 45 minutes to
read the scorecard and listen to the One Day International on the radio as the
Middlesex Room didn’t have it on at the time.
In bright sunshine
Janet’s Take on the Pre-match stuff
Here I am at sunny Lord’s in my ‘reporting
t-shirt’ sitting in the Allen stand @11.15am. Wicket is Mound stand side. I
take a nostalgic look and drink in the atmosphere as I realise that it is going
to be a long hard 8 months or so until I’m back at ‘the Home of Cricket’
S.A.D - I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder which
seems to get worse each year, it usually sets in late August, however given the
season we’ve had I feel I’ve had it all season.
The Team - I bought a scorecard and the team is as follows:
Smith, Weekes, Shah, Styris,
Morgan, Compton, Hutton, Scott, Louw, Silverwood, and Peploe. However
earlier Wright was seen marking his run-up with ‘white wash’ (or what ever they
use to mark run ups with) so I knew that he was playing. It then came over the tannoy that Wright was replacing
The toss - This took place at 12.15pm and it looks like we lost
again as Ben H was saying sorry to the dressing room. Indeed
It is satisfying to see Lord’s so full and
I am surrounded by an ‘Invasion from the
Last chance Boys – Diamond.
Smith and Weekes
open and second ball Lewry has “Legend” trapped LBW, a
sad way to go in possibly his last innings at Lord’s. Solid applause from the
crowd which was sizable and the
I
noticed Ed Smith was playing in an un-numbered shirt which seemed strange. The
second over was no better than the first with Shah’s wicket falling to Kirtley for 2, LBW again. 0-1 had become 8-2 in the space
of seven balls. It then seemed an age before Scott Styris
appeared, so much so that the umpires had quite a long chat to him about it and
at one stage I thought they were going to time him out. The third over was a
major improvement… a maiden from Lewry. (Pak 124-8 JD gets a wicket).
Middlesex progress slowly taking 4 or 5 from each over (Pak 135-9 JD
gets Khan). Nearing the end of the 8th over it is
obvious that all is not well with Styris and a drink
and the physio are called for. With the score on 29-2
he retires hurt. Morgan replaces him only to have the physio
come out to him at the end of the 11th over ,
he also retires hurt, in a way we are 41-4!! Not good at all. Ten minutes are added to the
Some very good
At 30 overs the run rate was
up to 4.5 from 3.3 at 20 overs. 31st over sees Hutton depart for 40
bowled by Mushtaq only to remain on the field as a
runner for the returning Morgan. Smith is by now playing some super cricket
shots to all parts of the ground, the 150 comes up in the 32nd over Smith 76, Morgan
7 .Mushtaq’s 8 overs for 1 wicket cost him 31 runs.
Smith then tries to lift Arafat into the Tavern stand and is just short, a
rather tired shot well taken by Heather, 161-4, becomes 163-5 when Morgan
attempts the same shot with the same result off of the same bowler. 2 runs and
2 wickets off the over . Can Scott and Louw get the 37 needed to get to 200 total.
In a word, NO. Louw is cleaned up by the first ball of Arafat’s next over
for 6 runs, 170-6 and Peploe goes bowled by Kirtley for 3, 175-7.177-8 Scott bowled by Arafat for 5 and
the house of cards is collapsing like usual. Arafat finishes with figures of 7
overs 4 for 29, not a bad return at all. Kirtley
bowls Wright with the fourth ball of the last over for 2, 185-9 and the non
reappearance of Styris ends the innings.
Janet’s Take on the Middlesex Innings
And they’re off, Smith and Weekes come out to bat……………. funny Smith has NO number on
his back. Lewry opens the bowling and…………..and the
worst possible start when he traps Weekes lbw second
ball. Doesn’t he know we want Weekes to go out on a
high! Despite getting 0 Weekes got a standing
ovation.
Well Shah’s in now and I’m hoping for
another century from him, as he gets off the mark with a 2. Kirtley
is bowling from the Nursery end and now Shah lbw and
we are 8/2. Is this going to be a ‘Danse Macabre’ or
a Quickstep to safety? Shah did NOT get a standing ovation. Now where’s the
next batsman, he’s rather slow. I think he could have been timed out. Phew Styris has arrived at the crease. Well that was a lucky 4
through the slips.
What a circus - now there’s more delay as Styris
calls for the Physio, and then eventually goes off
hurt. Morgan then comes to the crease, scores 5 runs twists awkwardly and he
too calls for the Physio and eventually limps off.
Can it get any worse? Will Morgan and Styris be fit
to field? Have we got enough reserves at Lord’s?
Benny boy to the rescue - Smith and Hutton take the score to 108/2 when Chris
Nash is brought on to bowl. Ben has hit him for 6, and 4, and another 4 making
16 from (what turned out to be) Nash’s only over. Hutton was finally bowled by Mushtaq for 40 just when he was going well 136/3 (5 short
of 100 stand between Hutton and Smith as the score was
41/2 when Morgan retired hurt). Hutton stayed on the pitch as runner for the
injured Morgan. Smith looked like he was going to get a ‘ton’ when he holed out
and was caught by Heather off the bowling of Arafat for 87 (161/4) in the 35th
over. Ben Scott is next at the crease. Morgan added a further 3 to his score
before his shot was a carbon copy of Smith’s and he was caught Heather b Arafat
for 8 (163/5). To be fair Morgan’s movement was impeded. Louw
is in and out for 6 being bowled by Arafat (170/6).
Note to management: if you haven’t
signed Arafat yet please hurry and sign him quick.
Peploe was yorked by Kirtley in the 38th over (175/7) and Scott was
bowled by Arafat for 6 in the 39th over (177/8). (Arafat 7 overs for 29 runs
and 4 wickets). Wright was out
lbw to Kirtley leaving Middx
on 185/9 as Styris NOT batting.
Bowl well and we can win - Diamond.
Whelan on as sub for Morgan,
We wait till the 24th
over for Peploe to bowl Heather for 11, 94-4.
Hopkinson and Goodwin put on 48 before Hopkinson becomes Hutton’s second victim
of the day, caught by Shah for 20, 142-5. The game is almost over as a contest
when in the 40th over Louw bowls Goodwin
for a very fine 92, 183-6. The contest ends when Arafat strikes his first ball
down the ground for four. Middlesex come up short again. So many subs and at
the end we could not raise our game to periscope depth to give ourselves a
chance, Silverwood’s last two overs going for 21 runs
were particularly disappointing.
Janet’s take on the Sussex Innings
Silverwood bowled a maiden from the pavilion end and as their
innings started cautiously. We had our first breakthrough from the last ball of
the 6th over when Louw bowled Prior
(24/1). Not wishing to miss out Silverwood took Montgomerie’s wicket from the last ball of the 7th
over, ably assisted by a sharp slip catch by Shah. I missed photographing this
as I was distracted by a friend and his 8 year old son.
Walking wounded - after bowling 4 reasonable overs for 19 runs Wright
limped off. He told me after the match that he had damaged his calf batting. So
a brave effort by him given that Styris and Morgan
were off the field also. Whelan was on for Morgan and Compton on for Styris (I think), so who should come on to field but David
Nash in Morgan’s kit. By the 25th over we had them 94/4 and
well behind the D/L rate. Silverwood’s penultimate
over went for 15 leaving
Exit “Legend” - Diamond.
After the victors had left
the field Paul Weekes was allowed to lead the side
off and to take a final home round of applause which was well supported around
the ground. As stated elsewhere I really hope this is not the last time I see
Paul at Lord’s in Middlesex colours, it would be a total waste of talent to let
him go. If you don’t play for us again here, Paul, so long and thanks for many
great memories of a super player and a true sportsman, good luck in all you do
and best wishes from the real supporters of this great club.
As for the result,
Ed Smith once again proved he
has the skills to play this game really well getting 87 in an innings disrupted
by all sorts of problems, however my man of the match
award goes to our overworked physio, any chance we
can have a fit team for next Sunday at
Janet’s Concluding thoughts
Weeks led the team off to a standing
ovation again. My eyes prickled I must admit. (I spoke to Paul after the match
and he WILL not be back even if the club get desperate).
A brave effort and we ran
Message from Ed Smith - he will be back next year and will be doing his best
to get Middlesex back to the upper echelons of cricket.