By Barmy Jez
June 21 2010
After a disappointing start to the LVCC campaign, here's something that's bound to bring a smile to all your faces - it's the update to this year's MTWD player performance competition. Twenty contestants have already signed up, but the good thing about this game is that you can join in whenever you like and mid season might just be the best time to join in and go on to win.....
HOW DID YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY?
Value over return – or at least that seems like the popular strategy at the moment. Only 9 players have so far had all 1,000 of their shares taken off the market – 8 of which were in the ‘Top 10 cheapest’ list at the start of the season. For those interested, the players in question are:
Of course, 4 of these haven’t turned out in a championship game this season. Andrew Strauss performed steadily in his early appearances, but it is unlikely we’ll see him again. John Simpson and Danny Evans have both shown potential on the pitch and are thus both giving returns to their investors. Little can be said on Adam London at present.
Perhaps the biggest surprise is that two of this season’s better performers (Gareth Berg and Dawid Malan) are actually in the top 5 least purchased players – so for those of you that have some spare credit, you’d be well advised to get in there while you can. For those that haven’t yet signed up, don’t forget that it’s not too late – it’s all about the shares you hold at the end of the season!
AND THE STANDINGS ARE…
It’s difficult to judge who’s winning at the half way point – we won’t be seeing much of Strauss again, so that will surely open up opportunities for other players. Finn and Morgan are also both hovering in and out of the England set-up so their appearances may also be limited. More to the point, after a disappointing start, I’m sure the boys will be keen to improve on their own personal performances as we reach the second half of the season.
As for now, I’ve assumed that everyone continues to perform at their current average for the remainder of the season (so I’ve therefore doubled all runs scored and wickets taken to project the final totals). Profit wise, the standings currently look a little like this:
1. Hippity The Green Bunny
2. Ian Harris
3. Joel Mitchell
4. Mark Rampaprice
5. Nicola Wills
6. Noel Coward
7. Bananarama Monkey Face
8. Elvie Sissie
9. Jeremy Horne
10. Ged Ladd
11. Sarah Freeman
12. Alan Routley
13. Mark Yeandle
14. Agony Aunt
15. Simoney Girard
16. Monty Christo
17. Ben Morris
18. Harry Oppenhyper
19. John Hande
20. Simon Strez
Quite how we can all let a little green rabbit get to the top of the tree is rather difficult for me to understand. It’s time for the rest of us to step up to the challenge – and for those of you who haven’t joined, how can you sit back and let Hippity take the rest of us to the cleaners! Please register now at www.extZy.net – it only takes a minute. Once a member, you’ll then find shares in the ‘Middlesex’ area of the market. I’m also happy to help or answer any questions – either via e-mail (hornelius@hotmail.com) or on our ultra friendly message board.
Happy purchasing – and lets all get behind the boys for the remainder of the cricketing summer!