Glam Rock Middx


Good knock

By Beefy ( sausage) Roberts
July 1 2010

Beefy reports having got back from his long tour west on his first game. Some detail about train journey , much detail about match or if you can't be asked with that some basic detail highlighted from someone who has never seen a game

The mini tour has started, I meet Ken at the local BR station to  find the train is delayed,a great start! Bit of a panic on my side whether we will meet the connection at Reading, Ken just stays cool! We make it by 10 minutes,to find that is delayed as well, just can't win. ( moderators note- could be said just like Middx)
 
Finding our seats, will sit back and let the train take the strain, visit to the buffet car and a cool beer is bought, got one bloke behind us who hasn't stopped talking all the way. Another near us is taking a picture of an empty seat with his camera. We meet all sorts while following the Middle!
 
At Cardiff we decide to get a taxi to ground,its only a small distance, but due to the music in Millenium stadium, no hotels so got to carry all our stuff,at the ground i put my bag in a pile of freshly spat out chewing gum,thank you I say.
 
Sitting down we meet up with Kimmy,her sister(Karen),her partner(John) and their daughter, We have a chat,and i forgot i'm doing the report, so up to 8 overs,nothing to report on .  ( moderators note you're fired. Then again one moderator only remembers at end of game they're doing report, you're rehired)
 
The Middle are batting,with Newman/Warner opening and Hendo is in the side,after 8 overs its 52 without loss,Newman 24,Warner 22.
 
My usual trick takes place, I visit the toilet and we lose a wicket,i must stop doing this (moderators note-  MTWD ASBO for Beefy banned from loo while Middx batting)  I think, it's 75-1 Warner gone for 24, a wicket for our old boy,Dalrymple. After 11 overs we are 77-1, Newman hits 2 sixes off Will Owen,then another wicket Newman goes for 48, caught and bowled by Croft, bringing Malan in. Its 100-2 off 14 overs,slow batting and i say we need to open up a bit th only 5 overs left.
 
Captain for his first game, Dexter is in and he gets a few runs including a cracking six over the bowlers head. With just 4 overs left it is 118-2, Dexter then gets another six into the main grandstand (named the daffodil stand,after those seats). With 18 overs gone,its 140-2 and our Captain needs to change his bat, probably wrecked it with the sixes,not to be outdone,AC gets a six, helped over the boundary by some dodgy fielding. Score reaches 152-2 off 19,captain Dext sends a lovely shot (can't remember to what part of the ground),he is happily dropped to a cheer from us,and the AC sends the ball out of the ground into the River Taff, we finish on 166-2 not a bad score I say.  ( moderators note with Ceefax view 2 wickets lost surely something closer to 200 par score)
 
It's turning out to a reunion day. Finny walking round signing autographs, I say give us our player back, you ECB silly people,or words that effect. With Hendo and Kev's favourite wicketkeeper back as well.
 
Dexter leads our team out. We start with Super Ped from the River Taff end,and Murts from the Cathedral Road end, change of bowling straight away, Hendo from River Taff end.
 
At that point I ask John( Kimmy's sisters partner) if he would like to do the report,it's his first ever game of cricket so will be fine to take over from me! His comment was " The guy in the pink threw the ball to the bloke in red who hit it and ran " hope that's clear enough he said.  ( moderators note- you're hired for future reports if we are really desperate)
 
Back to me,Hendo's first over was a bit expensive 15 off it, just a loosener I hope. Glam are on 7.1 runs an over and its 50 off 5.1 overs, it's my time to pay a visit and we all know what happens when that is done,and it does!  A wicket they are 56-1 a Hendo wicket Cosker has gone.
 
Smith comes on from Cathedral Road end to Allenby and I think it's not looking good they are on 79-1 off 8 overs.
 
They move onto 90-1 off 10 run rate 7.7 then Maynard hits Super Ped into the Daffodil stand for 6, a much needed wicket its 110-2 taken again by Hendo c Shah it moves onto 127-2 off 14 overs,run rate of 8.0.  Ace takes an over from Cathedral Road end, Maynard goes after him big time hitting everywhere 11 off the over its 138-2 off 16,29 for them to get I say come on lads, a tight over please Super Ped,a wicket goes its 141-3 Rees LBW by Super Ped ,it's not looking good and defeat looms. Sadly Smith gets hit for 6 into River Taff end,I say that' s it,report over at 162-3 and notepad goes into bag.
 
After the game, get a call from Diamond tells Ken and myself the pub himself and his Welsh mate Dave are in. We decide to meet up,and have a couple of pints to let the crowd from cricket go, and the crowd for the music in the stadium to arrive.
 
Ken and myself go to the station, train to Bristol and hope that Sunday brings a win ( moderators note- if only).  Meeting Kimmy and Kev,Roy and Darren there should be a good time.
 

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010:07:03:19:15:55 by Ged.

The Diamond ruled ok
01/07/2010 21:49
Suprised you remembered that much Beefy , thank God for reporters notepads . Malans 6 into the Taff (through the only gap in the stands) was something special though .

Nice report on a good evening out , only spoilt for me by lodgeing with a Welshman giving it "large" for the next 24hrs .

kimmy
01/07/2010 21:55
Natalya... My niece's name... such a cutie... Really wanted me to take her red flag home.... and she really struggled as pink is her favourite colour! Bess she's 4 the middle of July!!


Kimmy

The Diamond ruled ok
01/07/2010 22:13
Lovely lass that she is that flag was getting nowhere near my car !!

You have a couple of years to indoctrinate her (at most) to be MTWD .

BeefyRoberts
02/07/2010 07:27
An error on my behalf,i put a Glam player as Cosker,who,of course doesnt play for Glamorgan.I did mean slimmer of the year Cosgrove.Sorry for any confusion made!

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