Middlesex CCC
Championes Caption Competition
Cheers
By MTWD Admin
October 30 2016
In case you were not aware we won the championship this year. 3 of my favourite pictures I feel are worthy of our first caption competition of the winter season. First one Dingy drinking in the moment.
2nd one is a kind of huddle.
And thought I'd add this one for good measure. For those who don't know me I'm the one about to self combust.
If my memory serves me right Haringey Racer won the pre season caption competition and agreed to nominate the winner of the next one. You have 2 weeks to think of your best or worse apt pun to warrant a miniscule prize or honour of judging next one. Good luck.
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Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 30/10/2016 23:02
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Picture of Dingy.
I only wanted a cup of tea and ended up with a champions cup of champagne.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
I only wanted a cup of tea and ended up with a champions cup of champagne.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Middlesex players celebrate the news Jade Dernbach has signed a new two year deal with Surrey.
I'm pretty sure I did judge a competition after my win, but I can't remember who I gave the prize to so I'm happy to do the honours this time.
Picture One.
With apologies to Pink Floyd and Dingy :
"Hey ! Teacher ! Leave that cup alone !"
With apologies to Pink Floyd and Dingy :
"Hey ! Teacher ! Leave that cup alone !"
Pic 3...Lords steward is looking at Ollie thinking...'who is that'
'what's going on?'
Or,the steward is a Mexican not wanting to he there.
'what's going on?'
Or,the steward is a Mexican not wanting to he there.
Picture 2
Middlesex team prevent protester from reaching the square at Lord's. A police spokesman reported that although the intruder went by the name of Shots he posed no danger to the public. It appears he was simply attempting to highlight the lack of opportunities given to Ravi Patel.
Middlesex team prevent protester from reaching the square at Lord's. A police spokesman reported that although the intruder went by the name of Shots he posed no danger to the public. It appears he was simply attempting to highlight the lack of opportunities given to Ravi Patel.
Picture 2. Middlesex team show their competitive spirit in the trying to be the first to find Ollie's lost contact lens.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Man at the back, adjusting chip on shoulder and not applauding:-
"... that one's a Saffer, that ones a Kiwi, that one's German, that one's from Hertfordshire..."
"... that one's a Saffer, that ones a Kiwi, that one's German, that one's from Hertfordshire..."
Picture 1
Dingy Bags performs a modern take on the old Eric Morecambe gag impersonating Jimmy Durante.
Dingy Bags performs a modern take on the old Eric Morecambe gag impersonating Jimmy Durante.
For 2) : "Middlesex players rejoice at finally finding a dandelion on the outfield. Mick Hunt's job security thought to be in jeopardy"
3) "Thousands rejoice at scary likeness of Ollie achieved by man sketching with iPad"
1) Mug responsible for unlimited outpourings of joy seeks solace in alcohol.
3) "Thousands rejoice at scary likeness of Ollie achieved by man sketching with iPad"
1) Mug responsible for unlimited outpourings of joy seeks solace in alcohol.
Or for 2), Middlesex players rejoice at finding the first sign of life all season in the pitch...
Adelaide
Adelaide
I shall appeal to The High Court viz a viz the great Ravindra Patel being denied his youman rights under article 50 of the EU Treaty signed by the unelected incompetent communist Gordon Brown. In my opinion the spin to win policy must be upheld by Mr Rayner and Mr Patel. Failing this I shall go to the Supreme Court of Law Lords. Failing that I shall go with the will of the peoples. I appeal that with spin Middlesex CCC would be even stronger greater than we currently are. I commend my statement to The House of Lord's! Champions of England. Good luck to Hameed and well done Lancashire CCC. Nicky Gubbins soon to join.
Snappy caption there, Shots.
There was a young feller called Shots
who for Ravi Patel had the hots.
"You must go for spin
to be certain to win."
But of wickets the seamers take lots.
No, that's not an entry - but perhaps we ought to have a winter limerick competition!
Adelaide
There was a young feller called Shots
who for Ravi Patel had the hots.
"You must go for spin
to be certain to win."
But of wickets the seamers take lots.
No, that's not an entry - but perhaps we ought to have a winter limerick competition!
Adelaide
Picture 3 Kev begging to Ollie " please can you do a match a report".
I'm not sure if I can compete against Shots very subtle attempt of humour offering
I'm not sure if I can compete against Shots very subtle attempt of humour offering
Picture 2. A soon as the cricket season is over Middlesex players start training for the Rugby Union season
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
You have the weekend to come up with a funny. Shots effort will take some beating
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
And I will ask Donald J Trump Towers to build a wall along the River Thames to keep the Mexicans nee wetbacks out of Saint John and his woodlands
Pic 2: Shots is assaulted as the Middlesex squad realise that his Trumpish proposal would exclude Messrs Murtagh, Malan and Gubbins from the team.
Adelaide
Adelaide
As the great Philipe Henri Edmonds once said. I presume I will win the game again as he walked ever so gently through the Long Room, then strutted on to the outfield an over after tea normal procedure. Do I get the spin to win prize of the year. Or do I get the dusty bin Ansari no over prize?
After much deliberation I've given the award to Chunky for
"Middlesex players celebrate the news Jade Dernbach has signed a new two year deal with Surrey."
"Middlesex players celebrate the news Jade Dernbach has signed a new two year deal with Surrey."
Dernbach more tattoos than captain pugwash and Nora batty to be fair. Mexicans importing Geordies these days
Blimey!
Thanks HR.
I rather liked Adelaide's entry. Fast forward 20 years, and if our Yorkshire supporting friend is still around in 2036 he'll be saying-'That one's from Poland That one's from Hungary, That one's from Romania....'
It's in the nature of being from the greatest city on earth, and freedom of movement.
Thanks HR.
I rather liked Adelaide's entry. Fast forward 20 years, and if our Yorkshire supporting friend is still around in 2036 he'll be saying-'That one's from Poland That one's from Hungary, That one's from Romania....'
It's in the nature of being from the greatest city on earth, and freedom of movement.
Quote:Shots1992
Dernbach more tattoos than captain pugwash and Nora batty to be fair. Mexicans importing Geordies these days
Gadgies, Shots, not Geordies.
Adelaide
Well Geordies Macams monkey hangers take your pick. Newcastle my favourite
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