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By MTWD Admin
February 19 2017
This our final caption competition of the close season. See what you can make of this headline? Adelaide has opted to be the judge
The deadline is some time close to pre season matches. Good luck
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Discussion started by Middlesex till we die , 19/02/2017 19:39
Middlesex till we die
19/02/2017 19:39
19/02/2017 19:39
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2017:03:14:10:37:58 by BarmierKev.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2017:03:14:10:37:58 by BarmierKev.
I'll go first. Bransgrove produces more iffy evidence on why Hants should not be relegated.
In the match in question, Dawid Malan, Adam Voges and John Simpson together scored 407 runs while batting once each, whereas Hampshire’s 11 players together scored 341 runs while batting twice each. Also, Middlesex took 25 more points from the match than Hampshire did.
Perhaps the headline is an early example of fake news.
Perhaps the headline is an early example of fake news.
As nobody could beat us last season,we have turned our own bowlers against us!
Tino Best's one off writing for the Torygraph proves to be as wayward as his bowling.
Hampshire have asked for the game to be replayed as being so one sided.
Middlesex loaned Hampshire our bowlers and fielders, as Tino etc couldn't get Voges and AC out?
Tino obviously ineffectual, as very few windows at the MT ground for him to aim at.
(OT : Fair play to Hants, though, as they gave a young leggie a good long bowl in the real virtual match to which this caption may / may not be related, I seem to recall.)
Tino obviously ineffectual, as very few windows at the MT ground for him to aim at.
(OT : Fair play to Hants, though, as they gave a young leggie a good long bowl in the real virtual match to which this caption may / may not be related, I seem to recall.)
Middlesex bowlers are loaned out to Hampshire during match to even up the game.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
The Torygraph regret deciding to cut and paste one of Barmy Kev's MTWD match reports thinking he is a reliable source
...and still get an over rate points deduction, even when bowling against ourselves.
I have a very short attention span, which may explain why I'm going for Dingy's last minute entry.
Lord Chief Justice (and enema of the people) Adelaide
Lord Chief Justice (and enema of the people) Adelaide
Well done Dingy. I will buy you a minuscule drink during the season.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
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