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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018:12:14:17:48:37 by BarmierKev.

The Southport qualifying heat of 'Strictly' produced a disappointing turnout.

Middlesex fans showing footwork some players can only dream of.

News comes in that Eoin Morgan has just reached double figures.

The surgeon declares the operation to add two legs to Kev's arm was a complete success and should reduce the chances of him getting legless.


Adelaide

It's the Twenty 20 season and Kevin and S_M celebrate Middlesex winning......the toss!

Craig Revel-Horwood.- 'This was a very difficult choice. Graeme and Oti danced very well, but the couple I am going to save are Seaxe Man and Kev'.

Roy is giving his best showing of Green Door,whilst Kev insists on more Red,Red,Wine.

Roy and Kev have been practicing new coach Law's training schedule.

New batting coach thinks Seaxe Man and kev have potential for dancing down the wicket.

New bowling coach also impressed with the swing they produce.

Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Not shown but the impressionist singer was very good, A bloke who kissed 70 goodbye awhile back I would say.

Glanced away once and when I looked back he had donned an Elvis Presley Mask and launched into a range of the King's songs. Very good.

But then after a few pints suddenly an old favourite of mine, Frankie Vaughan's Green Door from the fifties boomed out.

I said to Kev, gotta do this one mate and we did.

Midnight.. one more night without sleeping...watching till the morning comes creeping.....Green Door ...what's that secret you're keeping...there's an old piano and they play it hot behind the Green Door...

A great evening on a wet day. I would add that Rod/Ed was also pretty nifty on his pins as well.

The other highlight were five local girls who shall we say were well endowed all round. The funniest sight being a little bloke trying to get his arms around one of them but failing by about nine inches to do so,

Plus one of that ensemble picked up a pint, maybe cider, and downed it in one swallow. Good stuff.

Roy and Kev heard that the 100 ball rubbish had been stopped by ECB.

any last minute entries?

Will announce the result on Sunday afternoon.

Kev demonstrates James Kirtley's bowling action

S-M : Listening to this music has given me an idea for the message board.
Kev: Try to keep 'in hold', what's your idea?
S-M: We ask for song titles with the names of Middlesex cricketers.
Kev: Nah, that'll never catch on.

This was actually very close, which is why I was in no hurry to declare a winner, but I've gone for-

News comes in that Eoin Morgan has just reached double figures

Therefore the winner is Mr D Bags.

Open top bus tour will start from Grace Gates 11.00 on Friday.

Thanks Chunky.

Congrats Dingy,will be with the MTWD cheerleaders on Friday morning.