By Janet
June 21 2006
Our intrepid report Janet summarises a frustrating day at Lord's. We learn about her own frustrations and the prolonged intervals between wickets. She also assesses Basher Nasher and provides pictorial evidence of his folical challenges.
“Jaw, jaw let’s bore
them out”
This is reference to something my
friend Pete (Meade) said to me. He commented that the batsmen would get a right
ear-bashing with Shah at slip and Nash behind the stumps.
Minor irritation 1:
My mobile decide to
disconnect itself from the internet yesterday so could not use MB at Lord’s.
Can’t get it sorted until Tuesday.
Minor irritation 2:
Traffic jams in
Holloway and
Another toss lost,
can’t blame Ben H this time. It is also the first time (in all competitions)
that the wicket is the ‘mound stand’ side of the ground, albeit rather central.
I could not find out for certain, but the wicket is so central, that it may
be the one that was used last Saturday for the ODI.
To start with the
weather was warmer than the forecast predicted, but by mid-afternoon they were
spot on and it turned rather chilly.
It was very slow
going at first with Silverwood and Louw bowling in tandem, so much so that there were only 2
scoring shots in the 1st 5 overs.
During over 9 I was
joined by Mr Weekes Snr. He
kept me amused with his ‘pinch of salt’ stories until Paul misjudged a skier
and missed a possible catch (difficult to see from the Allen stand as this was
in front of the Compton stand although someone I spoke to later who was sitting
in the Mound stand confirmed that it was a missed chance) when he then went
walkabout.
Wicket 1: 71/1 in the 29th
over
Shah takes a sharp chance
off the bowling of Styris to dismiss Sutcliffe.
Wicket 2: 80/2 33.5overs
and lunch
Styris takes a catch at slip to dismiss Loye for 4 off Louw’s bowling
At this stage there
were only 7 extras, 2 nb and 5lb. Honours
even!
After lunch Hodge and
Chilton upped the ante and pushed the scoring rate up from 1 per over to 3 per
over.
Let the entertainment
begin:
Mr Weekes
senior yells from the back of the Allen stand to bowl Sobers and Peploe. Peploe did indeed start
bowling from the nursery end a few overs later. This
only kept the batsmen quiet for a few overs and they
went back to scoring with impunity.
Wicket 3: a deserved
wicket for Silverwood 198/3
Another
sharp slip chance held by Shah.Chilton gone for 93. And there was I thinking that
they’d reach 200 before we got the 3rd wicket.
Peploe bowled very well for his 1st
5 overs which went for 7 runs. His next 7 overs went for 38 runs. By his own admission he said that
he ‘lost it’ in the later overs. By tea Lance were
231/3 and still only 9 extras, 2nb and 7 lb.
Wicket 4: 279/4
Law caught by Ali on
boundary off Styris’ bowling for 17. However dangerman Hodge
still there.
At 90over Lance were 296/4 and the new ball was taken. Immediately Umpire J
Holder turned down yet another lbw appeal.
Wicket 5: 350/5
Dangerman
Hodge bowled by Ali for 161 with 3.2 overs to go and
at close Lance were 359/5.
Other points
Under the helmet was Morgan
(in the absence of Joyce and Hutton).
Lancs day I think. Let’s see what
tomorrow holds
Scott and Nash – the debate goes on and on and on and on and
on and on
Because of the Scott/Nash
debate I made a mental note to assess how Nash kept. After the second new ball
he did not take the ball cleanly from Silverwood and
almost dropped it on the helmet. Another complaint (also by many people that I
spoke to) was that he should have stood up to Styris’
medium pacers to put pressure on the batsmen. Apart from that his keeping was
OK.

For all
his supporters – a picture.
However I'm serious about Scott............... We cannot afford to lose
him